As we All know kissing is one of The most passionate, romantic and important session that launches us into The highest clouds of Good LOVE MAKING!... Two people with their lips closely locked together? Then we have a kiss.

But there are kisses and seriously there are kisses! Some kisses You feel like not stopping at All, You feel like You have a taste of honey in your mouth, some kisses can Get You 'wet', some kisses can make You think You are in love already, some kisses can make You say "I have found my missing rib" and well some kisses not so Good, strong lips , rough lips or even confirm strong mouth odour from either of The kissers... Some kisses You won't even close your eyes cause there's no connection.

Now this is where I'm driving at, as little and simple as kissing may look, not everybody can kiss or have what it takes To kiss! Yes!

Some people dey kiss like say dem dey chop CRACKERS BISCUITS

Some people lips go Just dey make noise! Noisy kissing! Nasoso "Taiiih" "Mwuit" "Saek" and oda funny funny mumu sound You go dey hear

Some people dey kiss like say Ghost dey pursue dem for dream, those kind kissers always kiss so fast, no emotions at All, they are Just rushing !... Calm down You are kissing and not riding a power bike

Some people mouth odour after kissing them fit make You purge for 5days

Some their lips big eh!.. If dem kiss You your mouth go Just varnish inside their mouth... Hian ooo...

Some their teeth long sote if them dey kiss You, e dey be dem like say dem dey chop party kpomo before You know it your lips don swell up

Some people if You are kissing them, they won't moved their lips, its like You are The only one doing All The kissing!.. Boring

All these things can make kissing which is supposed To be enjoyable become really annoying and irritating!.. I for one I'm quite choosy when it comes To kissing! I don't Just kiss because I want To, I kiss because I see You are fit enough To kiss me

If I notice any silly thing like bad breath, strong or tear-tear lips, or even when I eventually kiss You, You come dey kiss like person wey muscle pull catch for teeth, I go stop. Let's stick To our normal HANDSHAKE or HUG! Its not a force something To kiss.. Go and learn How To kiss!.. Make sure You wash your mouth properly To give The best sweet scent, when kissing calm down, gentle kissing, relish The taste of your partner's lips, then gradually start increasing pace, then tongue for tongue , before You know it You don high! Good kissing helps in moulding a great love making....

KISS ME WELL OR DON'T KISS ME AT ALL

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Wat r u saying,gOodness gracious