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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 9:03pm On Nov 05, 2015
wi5dom:


[size=32pt]WELL SHA...WEYTIN U WANT MAKE I TALK.....all i hv to say is that don't act as if you know all by tackling a lecturer or questioning his/her workings.

just be humble always and always i mean even though you are staying in or off campus,JUST BE HUMBLE BRO
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Who dares the emboldened line? that's tomfoolery at its finest. I like keeping it cool and allowing the results speak. no be primary school wey teacher dey find first. grin grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:03pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ray360:
[b]Hello friends. i wrote this piece the day i left for Uniben. I was quite sober.




AVES OF FAREWELL...


I go! With my luggage on my trunk
like a meek camel trekking the loud stillness of
the desert
With giant eyes like the head of a bull;
Unruffled by contours and the maddening sun;
As I nurse my prime on the shores of growing
time
Amidst the demonic flance and pantomime;
That plucks the ripe grapes of smiles with
Lucifer's sickle
Amidst draconian weasels from the midden;
I will soar like Daniel in The lion's den
Where paws froze and molars stilled;
I will saunter the median of Everest
There where icons are epitaphed and Trojans are
cenotaphed;
Bid me farewell like tolling bell;
There is a treasure at the farther clime,
Shrouded in ashes and jeremiad,
For dogmatics with the soul of a lion;
like the 'odogwu' of ishiagu
which nursed no fears on the savanna of the mind
let me trudge the bushy trammel on the street to
Goshen;
Let fears be buried in past tears
For I voyage with the wing of a dragon;
Amidst the misty horizons of the orients;
The fog that stakes yonder stares;
I go like a blaring train
With Fortunes I make twain
Alea iacta est ![/b]
1000 likes cheesy
Ray360 the wordSmith cheesy
The man who carve words like a potter does to his clay.
The man who All poets look up to.
The only writer that shakes the cyberspace with his write-ups.
Shakespeare will be in Abraham's bosom and be like, "Ray360 is the new Age"
Soyinka is already jealous of your dexterity.
Socrates will shiver at the mention of thy name.
King Solomon will be in heaven like, "that's my Boss Ray over there".
Indeed Your head is well Greased Sir. cheesy
Wonderful piece!

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by wi5dom(m): 9:03pm On Nov 05, 2015
EseBosun:
Please.. I'm going to school tomorrow.. how do I locate law faculty??

Ebaray
RobinHez
From Maingate, if you are coming from that direction, enter HALL4 shuttle whic isjust #20, they will drop you in front of Faculty of Law
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 9:05pm On Nov 05, 2015
EseBosun:
Please.. I'm going to school tomorrow.. how do I locate law faculty??

Ebaray
RobinHez

At the back of HALL 2. just ask around when you get to hall 2. you will be shown.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by wi5dom(m): 9:06pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ray360:


Who dares the emboldened line? that's tomfoolery at its finest. I like keeping it cool and allowing the results speak. no be primary school wey teacher dey find first. grin grin

yeah...there one differentiates humbleness and pride
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:07pm On Nov 05, 2015
yungEX:
Na u be almighty meeter nau

Hahahaha hahahaha.. I don turn Noah abi? tongue.
grin grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:09pm On Nov 05, 2015
SuperNover:
Like seriously? RobinHez? And Supernover? Lol. You're asking the wrong peeps, boy. I don't even know what a record book looks like. And I doubt Robin has an idea too .. Lol angry angry
Lol cool
lwkmd i didn't know ur situation was that bad shuoooo haven't u cleared?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Babice(f): 9:10pm On Nov 05, 2015
Blueto,pliz aw did u go abt d bukin of temprari space in d hostel? n 4 aw long iz it? re u stil okupyin d space til naw?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:12pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ray360:


At the back of HALL 2. just ask around when you get to hall 2. you will be shown.


Yes boss. It's even trekkable sef...


EseBosun take d shuttle service bus which is #20 or u wanna take #100 cab ride to faculty of Law..

It's after June 12..

At main gate, enter d bus /cab yelling " Hall 5, basement, faculty of Law..

Do not enter the one saying" staff school, education oooo". Dem go drop u at faculty of art /social sciences...

So be specific, dearie.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:13pm On Nov 05, 2015
akpobi:


lwkmd i didn't know ur situation was that bad shuoooo haven't u cleared?
Lol.... Almost cleared cool
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 9:14pm On Nov 05, 2015
SuperNover:

1000 likes cheesy
Ray360 the wordSmith cheesy
The man who carve words like a potter does to his clay.
The man who All poets look up to.
The only writer that shakes the cyberspace with his write-ups.
Shakespeare will be in Abraham's bosom and be like, "Ray360 is the new Age"
Soyinka is already jealous of your dexterity.
Socrates will shiver at the mention of thy name.
King Solomon will be in heaven like, "that's my Boss Ray over there".
Indeed Your head is well Greased Sir. cheesy
Wonderful piece!

ahhh.. my Boss! iridescent words Weaver. you make shy like an untrained Virgin. I am humble sir. those doyens you mentioned are Bulwarks of poetry. i never reach there. thanks a lot bor. many thanks.

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by EseBosun(f): 9:15pm On Nov 05, 2015
wi5dom:

From Maingate, if you are coming from that direction, enter HALL4 shuttle whic isjust #20, they will drop you in front of Faculty of Law
thanks
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by EseBosun(f): 9:16pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ebayray:



Yes boss. It's even trekkable sef...


EseBosun take d shuttle service bus which is #20 or u wanna take #100 cab ride to faculty of Law..

It's after June 12..

At main gate, enter d bus /cab yelling " Hall 5, basement, faculty of Law..

Do not enter the one saying" staff school, education oooo". Dem go drop u at faculty of art /social sciences...

So be specific, dearie.
thanks
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RegalD(m): 9:16pm On Nov 05, 2015
RobinHez:
Something needs to be done to those men... angry
Iamsotired
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:16pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ray360:


ahhh.. my Boss! iridescent words Weaver. you make me shy like an untrained Virgin. I am humble sir. those doyens you mentioned are Bulwarks of poetry. i never reach there. thanks a lot bro. many thanks.
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:19pm On Nov 05, 2015
EseBosun:
thanks

Hey u don't need to thank me. Its alright.
smiley
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by yungEX(m): 9:20pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ebayray:



Hahahaha hahahaha.. I don turn Noah abi? tongue.

grin grin
As in ehn!! On another level sef
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:21pm On Nov 05, 2015
yungEX:
As in ehn!! On another level sef


Hahahaha hahahaha...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RegalD(m): 9:22pm On Nov 05, 2015
Olaskybab:

Agbami Scholarship is not 4 d newly admitted ones....
Thanks a lot. Some of my friends who are newly admitted have applied and I'm kinda having doubt on what you typed
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:22pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ebayray:


Hahahaha, I laughed heartily dere o.
Yes it is, Bro. smiley
okay, they will deduct ₦1,500 from the bank acct.
so how should I proceed from there?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 9:23pm On Nov 05, 2015
wi5dom:


yeah...there one differentiates humbleness and pride

boss, I hear you! more oil!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 9:26pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ebayray:



Yes boss. It's even trekkable sef...


EseBosun take d shuttle service bus which is #20 or u wanna take #100 cab ride to faculty of Law..

It's after June 12..

At main gate, enter d bus /cab yelling " Hall 5, basement, faculty of Law..

Do not enter the one saying" staff school, education oooo". Dem go drop u at faculty of art /social sciences...

So be specific, dearie.

lol, petaled lass. It's been a while. how are your petals doing? still fresh? abi Uniben don bend am? grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:27pm On Nov 05, 2015
blueto:


okay, they will deduct ₦1,500 from the bank acct.

so how should I proceed from there?


Yeah, dy will deduct from it.

When you are done with dat, d activation code starting from HOS bla bla bla will be used by u to check if you are given a space....


If you ain't given a space in school hostel, say hello to off K!

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 9:27pm On Nov 05, 2015
[mehn.. I love this new Philosophy textbook. not bulky like previous year's.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:29pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ray360:


lol, petaled lass. It's been a while. how are your petals doing? still fresh? abi Uniben don bend am? grin



Lolz..good evening Boss..
My petals are still fresh as Morning fresh cool.
Uniben can't bend me o.

Hw have you been
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:29pm On Nov 05, 2015
Babice:
Blu eto,pliz aw did u go abt d bukin of temprari space in d hostel? n 4 aw long iz it? re u stil okupyin d space til naw?
approach Hall 3, and present your uniben admission letter to the officials sitting at the entrance of the vicinity. tell them you want to book for an accomonodation. they will do the rest smiley
ensure you submit the photocopy of your admission slip oooh. not the original.

anyway, I have not even attemped visiting the apartment that was allocated to me.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:32pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ray360:
[mehn.. I love this new Philosophy textbook. not bulky like previous year's.


Exactly ma thought...


Dat 1 was so confusing esp d explanations.

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:33pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ebayray:



Yeah, dy will deduct from it.

When you are done with dat, d activation code starting from HOS bla bla bla will be used by u to check if you are given a space....


If you ain't given a space in school hostel, say hello to off K!
Is it still possible to apply now that they've postponed the application date?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Ray360: 9:36pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ebayray:




Lolz..good evening Boss..
My petals are still fresh as Morning fresh cool.
Uniben can't bend me o.

Hw have you been

uhh.. please come close, let my nose drink the perfumery of your bright petals, . I am fine o. uniben mosquitoes dealt with me last night. I went net-hunting today. how have you been?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 9:37pm On Nov 05, 2015
Ebayray:


Hahahaha... Many people buy hostel space sha.

I'm sure d nigga ain't smart dats y he was caught...
He was selling dem to many ppl. Lyk he could sell one to more dan 2 ppl. grin
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Venus007(f): 9:40pm On Nov 05, 2015
wi5dom:


well, by monday u hv resumed. said the calendar which doesn't change since the coming in of this new VC
The calendar has been CHANGED more dan once u knw? We wr once supposed to resume in October ending according to a prev calendar.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:40pm On Nov 05, 2015
SuperNover:

Is it still possible to apply now that they've postponed the application date?


Yeah u could apply bt it mite show" You are out of booking period"... or something like that.

I don't know d rescheduled date of hostel accomodation.

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