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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 10:56am On Jul 07, 2015
Pukka36:
Answers r out already sir.
ohkay
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Osamuyipeace(m): 11:01am On Jul 07, 2015
indices question

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by dharay99: 11:04am On Jul 07, 2015
Osamuyipeace:
indices question

omo una ge† tym f0r maths oo,
Upon d limited time we will b given during d exam.? Taaah.
Mathematics will b d last subject I'm Eva gonna attempt!

Time wasting piece of shiiii†.!

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:10am On Jul 07, 2015
There is something called aki'awusa; it is found in the northern region. It has milk in it, not the type in efi, a different kind of milk. I will go there and get it for you.
Even when the storm is high, I will catch you a bowl of termites and get you fresh leaves of aluli'isi to garnish it.

I saw your mother buying nchi, tell her I will always supply you each time I check my trap, so you can prepare palatable ofe onugbu.

Ada'netinora, please, allow me to fetch you water...
Is it because Obiora keeps bringing tubers of yam to your father? It is because he is the strongest wrestler? Or because his father is a chief and a flute player? Ada, will you sell our love for their endowment?

Ada, is it because Uche is the son of your mother's friend? Ada, don't listen to them; you don't want to listen to how much I love you. Time can't achieve the zenith of my affection.

I am a ruthless warrior, but for your sake, I will learn how to dance ogene and laugh like a clown. Ada, you don't need another jester when you have me.

Ada, I swear, I will never let you cry.
You will be with me at night and I will tell you stories of my conquests in war. Ada, the wideness of my hairy chest is for your arms to explore. The ridges in my stomach are at your service.

Ada, I will tell you how sapphire looks like, and I will buy it for you before the next fullmoon.

Ada, please, allow me to kiss your lips that are more glossy than fresh seeds of ripe m'mimi..

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 11:11am On Jul 07, 2015
ada shey u hear^^^^
forget dat hector guy jare...

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 11:16am On Jul 07, 2015
Pukka36:
If that's what U think,fine!
no, it aint what i think....sad
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by dharay99: 11:17am On Jul 07, 2015
0h boyyy.! cry
like seriously we need a rope to tie-down sum1 up der.!

#wtf#

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:22am On Jul 07, 2015
bet if we no reach 200 we for dey here^^^
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Emodeee: 11:24am On Jul 07, 2015
Oh that guy nvr recover since yesterday, what a pity. He is in the shackles of luv.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by dharay99: 11:25am On Jul 07, 2015
Emodeee:
Oh that guy nvr recover since yesterday, what a pity. He is in the shackles of luv.
grin grin na chain him need.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 11:25am On Jul 07, 2015
RobinHez:
no, it aint what i think....sad
K

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by dharay99: 11:25am On Jul 07, 2015
isaacjef1:
GREAT NIGERIA STUDENT!!!

Good news to you all who didn't do well in you last jamb and you performance was so atrocious and appalling, abysmal or unsatisfactory there is still hope for you just contact me and i will put you through the process on how you can gain admission even with jamb score as truncated as 150...
CALL 08083699988 OR 07059149289

angry

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Emodeee: 11:27am On Jul 07, 2015
dharay99:

grin grin na chain him need.

The girl wey he dey toast sef no even kia.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:30am On Jul 07, 2015
isaacjef1:
GREAT NIGERIA STUDENT!!!

Good news to you all who didn't do well in you last jamb and you performance was so atrocious and appalling, abysmal or unsatisfactory there is still hope for you just contact me and i will put you through the process on how you can gain admission even with jamb score as truncated as 150...
CALL 08083699988 OR 07059149289
Please I scored 350, I want to reduce it. My score too high.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 11:33am On Jul 07, 2015
Brian10:
Please I scored 350, I want to reduce it. My score too high.
Lol!

Indeedtongue

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 11:34am On Jul 07, 2015
Osamuyipeace:
indices question

Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:34am On Jul 07, 2015
iamtobie erm m not a literature stdnt so I really dunno what to call erm your write ups or stories buh I just wanna say I appreciate them alot ..all of em...n you v got talent bliv it or nah you r blessed.... all along u v been washing me.... u r the real boss! you r the one people like us should b scared of ...



to the unreasonable ones: ...yes I know its not my Ada ...don't be stewpid
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:34am On Jul 07, 2015
Brian10:
Please I scored 350, I want to reduce it. My score too high.
give 2 d needy
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:35am On Jul 07, 2015
[quote author=RobinHez post=35583482][/quote] oshey mathematician
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 11:36am On Jul 07, 2015
Fredahlicious:
give 2 d needy
Chai!

*Falls from Pawpaw tree*
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:37am On Jul 07, 2015
Ada96:
tobie erm m not a literature stdnt so I really dunno what to call erm your write ups or stories buh I just wanna say I appreciate them alot ..all of em...n you v got talent bliv it or nah you r blessed.... all along u v been washing me.... u r the real boss! you r the one people like us should b scared of ...



to the unreasonable ones: ...yes I know its not my Ada ...don't be stupid
nd hu sys he wrote dem to u..
lolzzzz..kip day dreaming..only God know aw many a
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:38am On Jul 07, 2015
Pukka36:
Chai!

*Falls from Pawpaw tree*
hm nt d needy ohhhh.... dey re pple hu nids it
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Osamuyipeace(m): 11:38am On Jul 07, 2015
[quote author=RobinHez post=35583482][/quote]Nice one. you are correct
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:39am On Jul 07, 2015
Fredahlicious:
nd hu sys he wrote to u.. lolzzzz..kip day dreamer..only God know aw many ada he knows. besides it might b frm one of his novels he has written
babe calm down ...I knw
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by dharay99: 11:41am On Jul 07, 2015
Emodeee:


The girl wey he dey toast sef no even kia.

u tink so.? grin
No b one of doz childish stylish shiiit.

Na f0r small girls na, y e no go catch d mumu.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 11:41am On Jul 07, 2015
Ada96:
babe calm down ...I knw
i no u no.. hm jus reminding u... bt wait a minute..it cud b 4 u ohh..
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by AlienStar: 11:42am On Jul 07, 2015
IamTobie:
There is something called aki'awusa; it is found in the northern region. It has milk in it, not the type in efi, a different kind of milk. I will go there and get it for you.
Even when the storm is high, I will catch you a bowl of termites and get you fresh leaves of aluli'isi to garnish it.

I saw your mother buying nchi, tell her I will always supply you each time I check my trap, so you can prepare palatable ofe onugbu.

Ada'netinora, please, allow me to fetch you water...
lovely! i really lyk village luv they sooo natural.... Nnaa jisie ike!
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 11:43am On Jul 07, 2015
Ada96:
oshey mathematician
*takes a bow* smiley
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by RobinHez(m): 11:44am On Jul 07, 2015
Fredahlicious:
nd hu sys he wrote dem to u.. lolzzzz..kip day dreaming..only God know aw many a
#singing jealousy by Saheed Osupa

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