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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 4:02pm On Apr 11, 2015
SadwriTer:
I exhausted my subscription, so I couldn't come here. I just renewed it. So, what's up here?
Supernover, lol yeah, I learnt average speed in Primary school. I can never forget the formular: (average speed=total distance/total time, etc.) Nor be say my school too bam, maybe things changed with time. At least, they no longer pass through common entrance before proceeding to secondary school, and secondary schools no longer teach history.

About english, my guy, na manage all of us dey manage. English is too vibrantly dynamic to fully surrender. But the thing is, I have spent time in study in the past; I'm just still enjoying the knowledge I grasped when the fire was still burning wildly in me when I was quite younger. I no even get english textbook for my house now, lol... Even if e dey, no time to open am... Spending my time to read english books now won't pay my bills; I've got to work.

Robinz, I saw your post; what's ya question? Or has the marrer been settled?

Uhm, come here, Freda, how's ya study? Ah missed ya!

Pukka, I hope you've cast ya vote. #winks#

funny guy. I love your lugubrious poems, they are really emotional.
what's your discipline?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 4:03pm On Apr 11, 2015
@Freda,where did U get Ur news from and what r they gonna be doing with the putme score?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 4:20pm On Apr 11, 2015
Pukka36:
@Freda,where did U get Ur news from and what r they gonna be doing with the putme score?
gorilla brain lecturers..most of dem re also lecturers in uniben..
twaz my frnd who told me..nd she adviced me to change my course....she said uniben re rily ready 4 us..
jus 2day i called my sister xo she cud get d dandy txtbuk 4 me..she told me d xame tin nd dat dey re gonna divide dier score by 5..altho i dnt blieve dat particlatr 1 oh...
even d lecturers re advicin studen..if u get blow 230..dahz if ure goin 4 competative courses
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 4:38pm On Apr 11, 2015
fredalicious:

gorilla brain lecturers..most of dem re also lecturers in uniben..
twaz my frnd who told me..nd she adviced me to change my course....she said uniben re rily ready 4 us..
jus 2day i called my sister xo she cud get d dandy txtbuk 4 me..she told me d xame tin nd dat dey re gonna divide dier score by 5..altho i dnt blieve dat particlatr 1 oh...
even d lecturers re advicin studen..if u get blow 230..dahz if ure goin 4 competative courses
Choii,all these lecture houses can lie for Africa ooh.Last yr,when I went to Uniben few weeks to the putme exams the owners of GB (Paul and Peter) came to one of the LT's and they threatened that we r gonna be meeting very strong F'maths as life science/medical students.I went ahead to cram so many things in maths but at the end of the day there was no single maths questions...that's one thing lecture house do to U-Put fear into U!...Well sha,they should divide it anyhow.Atleast,it will affect everybody.

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Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 4:44pm On Apr 11, 2015
[quote author=Pukka36 post=32602556] Choii,all these lecture houses can lie for Africa ooh.Last yr,when I went to Uniben few weeks to the putme exams the owners of GB (Paul and Peter) came to one of the LT's and they threatened that we r gonna be meeting very strong F'maths as life science/medical students.I went ahead to cram to so many things in maths but at the end of the day there was single maths questions...that's one thing lecture house do to U-Put fear into U!...Well sha,they should divide it anyho



haha i lyk ure last statement ''at least twud affect everybody''..
dahz true ohhhh....
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by eghos12(m): 4:53pm On Apr 11, 2015
@freda nd puka all those things are falancy uniben suppose to be very happy this year after all since many people wrting pume so there money increase as i know benin men very well there postume form will be higher than last year.

And one thing is certain no mater how pume exam failure uniben will still give admision to thousands of candiate cause there is were they get there money
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 5:06pm On Apr 11, 2015
If them like, make then divide am by 100, so far they aint admitting goats, But humans!.. All this too manyy many papparazzi nor de make me blink one bit! Just read and pass your exam; you are in!

Forget about how they divide and subtract... I no wan know... I can't wait to get the stuff over with. Divide kor, subtract ni...

At times, my baby brother that wants to write post ume also wud just call, "bro, we are much o.. They said they'd divide our score by this and that.... Bla bla bla..."

I go tell am to jack well and forget those craps.. Them go just de put fear for children mind to take advantage...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 5:06pm On Apr 11, 2015
eghos12....thnz..re u an aspirant or a staylite
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 5:09pm On Apr 11, 2015
[quote author=SadwriTer post=32603581]If them like, make then divide am by 100, so far they aint admitting goats, But humans!.. All this too manyy many papparazzi nor de make me blink one bit! Just read and pass your exam; you are in!

Forget about how they divide and subtract... I no wan know... I can't wait to get the stuff over with. Divide kor, subtract ni...

At times, my baby brother that wants to write post ume also wud just call, "bro, we are much o.. They said they'd divide our score by this a


lolz tobie...i tink its high tym u change ure name ohhh....i dnt lyk dat sadwriter...i also tink pukka36 doesnt lyk it too
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 5:10pm On Apr 11, 2015
But you didn't tell me this day will come.
But you didn't tell me a day will come when I will seek you and not find you.
Why are you hiding from me? Are you no longer my tender moon?


Gone too soon.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by eghos12(m): 5:22pm On Apr 11, 2015
fredalicious:
eghos12....thnz..re u an aspirant or a staylite


aspirant
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 5:39pm On Apr 11, 2015
[quote author=fredalicious post=32603754][/quote] Lolz,Tobie shey U nr wan re-activate Ur alternate moniker?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Onye4live(m): 6:06pm On Apr 11, 2015
Pukka36:
Life science and Medicine?
yea.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Onye4live(m): 6:12pm On Apr 11, 2015
SadwriTer:
If them like, make then divide am by 100, so far they aint admitting goats, But humans!.. All this too manyy many papparazzi nor de make me blink one bit! Just read and pass your exam; you are in!

Forget about how they divide and subtract... I no wan know... I can't wait to get the stuff over with. Divide kor, subtract ni...

At times, my baby brother that wants to write post ume also wud just call, "bro, we are much o.. They said they'd divide our score by this and that.... Bla bla bla..."

I go tell am to jack well and forget those craps.. Them go just de put fear for children mind to take advantage...
bro, u r on point jhur. Let them jux continue wt the rumour nd victimize those that r ready to let those words get into their heads. Jux help me check this out.... Someone that scored 220 nd another person scored 250, divide both score by 8 nd tell me difference. Jux help me do this pls cos m trying to send a message to other fellow aspirants.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 7:26pm On Apr 11, 2015
Uniben will divide by two. Jamb 400/8 = 50 post Jamb 100/2 = 50. 50 + 50 = 100. If they don't divide by two. Then they won't divide Jamb by 8. SIMPLE.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 7:56pm On Apr 11, 2015
Chokozcfs,c'mon dnt be a silent follower...do well to comment,thanks.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 8:08pm On Apr 11, 2015
Pukka36:
Chokozcfs,c'mon dnt be a silent follower...do well to comment,thanks.
have you been monitoring him?
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by slito: 8:12pm On Apr 11, 2015
i friends abeg I wan know weds d post ume form done out because I dey see some tins for net say d form Don out abeg I really need to know na lag I dey stay so dat I go know wat to do
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 8:23pm On Apr 11, 2015
slito:
i friends abeg I wan know weds d post ume form done out because I dey see some tins for net say d form Don out abeg I really need to know na lag I dey stay so dat I go know wat to do
i don't think it is out yet.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 8:25pm On Apr 11, 2015
Those maggots eating you beneath the earth, are they better than my manhood?
The termite staining your peerless lips, are their kisses warmer than mine?
I ask but one favour; keep my place, I shall decay with you, and my wide hairy chest shall pillow your pale head.



Gone too soon....
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:10pm On Apr 11, 2015
SadwriTer:
Those maggots eating you beneath the earth, are they better than my manhood?
The termite staining your peerless lips, are their kisses warmer than mine?
I ask but one favour; keep my place, I shall decay with you, and my wide hairy chest shall pillow your pale head.



Gone too soon....
tobiee..can u jez tell me who died...or re u writin it 4 writin sake
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:22pm On Apr 11, 2015
you wouldve been a doctor in few years.
Each day I ask myself if I can chase a dream without you.
Have you forgotten you were my strength?
We never bargained for this, no baby.
I can't love again, and the only lie I tell is my smile, for there's no happiness within me...
I can't love again, baby

Gone too soon...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:31pm On Apr 11, 2015
Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes, I tell you, it's letting go...
I wonder how someone can be broken and be beautiful as some claim.
I am broken and crushed beyond repair...
I'm now a pathetic reflection of my former self.
Every night, I cry. I know no sleep.


Gone too soon...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:40pm On Apr 11, 2015
tobiiiiiiiiieee..dnt make me call u sad writer ohhh
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Sessyjee(m): 9:43pm On Apr 11, 2015
slito:

d is the correct answer
You are correct sire.. D is the right answer
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Sessyjee(m): 9:47pm On Apr 11, 2015
Princecalm:

D
100 % correct sire..
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 9:51pm On Apr 11, 2015
367+245=56y. Find the value of y.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:55pm On Apr 11, 2015
Freda, I bow, ma'am... Hope you doing good.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Nobody: 9:59pm On Apr 11, 2015
You've reminded me of how Quickly life fades.
It's now clear how worthless I can be without you.
Why did you leave me?
I don't love you, baby..


Gone too soon...
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Pukka36(f): 10:33pm On Apr 11, 2015
Princecalm:
have you been monitoring him?
Nah,I saw him veiwing the thread.
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by uhri(m): 10:38pm On Apr 11, 2015
Uniben past question post utme ... 2004-2014 .. Soft copy PDF + answers .. Reach me on WhatsApp 08122047326 ... Serious people only
Re: UNIBEN STUDENTS ADMISSION THREAD, 2015/2016 by Princecalm(m): 10:43pm On Apr 11, 2015
Pukka36:
Nah,I saw him veiwing the thread.
most people only come to observe silently and leave.

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