1. This year, I resolve to not disgrace myself on National Television ~ Patience Jonathan



2. To release the Chibok girls and retire from this terrorism business ~ Abubakar Shekau



3. This year, I resolve to release songs with meaningful lyrics ~ Wizkid



4. This year, I will remember to verify information before posting on my blog ~ Linda Ikeji



5. 2015 is the year i will protect my customers from receiving 1000 SMS per day ~ MTN



6. This year i will try my best to wear clothes that reveal less skin ~ Cossy Orjiakor



7. This year I resolve to say something good about Goodluck Jonathan ~ Sahara Reporters



8. This is the year we will stop dancing Sekem on your destiny ~ Witches in Your Village



9. Never to visit the country called Nigeria ever again ~ Ebola Virus



10. This seems like the perfect year to return that “missing” $20 Billion ~NNPC



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I'm already smiling

11. This year I will stop extorting money from Innocent Nigerians ~Nigeria Police



12. This year I will finally provide Nigerians with 24 hours of electricity ~ PHCN



13. This year I will stop trolling Goodluck Jonathan and focus on something productive ~ APC



14. We will try our best not to turn the National Assembly to a boxing ring ~ Legislators



15. I intend to do my job right: Free, Fair and Credible Elections ~ INEC



16. This year I will stop trying to bore Nigerians to death ~ NTA



17. I will not embark on any strike action this year ~ NMA & ASUU



18. This is the year I will finally crash the price of data bundle to N100/Gigabyte



19. I will not push any topic about Tonto Dike to the front page of Nairaland.com~ Seun Osewa



20. Why dont you complete the list



Did we miss any new year resolution that would put a smile on your face? Let us know in the comment section below

I'm smiling.. with my Hands up!!!









This year I resolve to finally go to School and Obtain a valid certificate : - Buhari




Sai Buhari!!!

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Lol.. I say AMEN to that.

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