12 Types of People You'll See At Your School Reunion


There's a reason you didn't stay in touch with all your
classmates. Time was separating all of you into the 12
categories listed below:

1. The dude that's moderately successful and needs to
rub it in everyone's face now.This guy makes a point to
bring up his 401(k) and dropping thousands of dollars on
his vacation. You get the feeling he's not so much "well
off" as he is "in debt," but you're too polite to say
anything.

2. That friend you thought was going to be a rocket
scientist but is now a waitress.You're surprised to find
out that genius friend of yours you lost touch with isn't
running her own company. Awkward small talk ensues
after you walk up to her and open with, "Heyyy, so are
you a billionaire yet?" and find out she's working way,
way, way below her potential.

3. The couple that is way too into being a mom and
dad.What have they been up to the last 10 years? Just
having kids. Taking pictures of kids. Talking about their
kids. Looking at their kids. Are you going to have kids
soon? Their kids and your imaginary future kids could
have play dates.

4. Your old friend who has a job so cool that you're now
rethinking all your life choices.One of your old classmates
is making six figures a year as a DJ/snowboarder/actress
and constantly going to Ibiza and movie premieres, and
you remember when she was known as "the girl who ate
paste." You wonder what you did wrong in your life
tonotget that life.

5. That guy who used to be known for jumping off the
roof and setting fires in class who's now an
accountant.This guy used to drop acid during school
hours. Now he's wearing a brown suit and mustard-colored
shirt to the reunion and you're trying to talk about the
good old days and he's just like, "Have you thought about
getting someone to file your taxes this year?" This guy
apparently fit his entire allotment of fun into junior and
senior years of high school.

6. The alcoholic.This person somehow got ahold of a
bunch of drink tokens and now they're slurring their words
and telling you about their life plans and you're just like,
"…."

7. The familiar face whose name you can't
remember.You've just spent an hour reminiscing about all
the good times the two of you used to have. They've said
your name four times. You don't remember these good
times or their names, and no one is coming over to bail
you out.

8. The person it takes you way too long to realize is
there with their same-s*x partner.For some reason, you
didn't pick up on the signals, and now you're kicking
yourself after having said, "So you two are really good
friends, huh?"

9. The classmate who is trying to get you to buy in to
their pyramid scheme."You gotta get on board with this.
We're making money hand over fist." "Have you made
money?" "Well, no, not yet, but … you gotta give it
time.

10. The teacher who might be hitting on you.Why are
they here? Are they being friendly? Were they always
this creepy and you just never realized?

11. Your actual friends who you've stayed in touch
with.This is your refuge of normalcy during this night.
They're there for you after the small talk gets too
awkward.

12. John Cusack inGrosse Point Blank.Unless you
actually went to school with John Cusack, this isn't
literal, but there's always that one person who disappeared
for years and no one knows what they've been up to.
Everyone is too scared to ask.
ADD YOURS....

imo...i believe there are two sets of people in every reunion
the successful and
the unsuccessful ones
your level of comfortability that night depends of where you fall into

i so hate reunions....errone be formin boss

missdebs:
i so hate reunions....errone be formin boss

exactly especially the youths among them...