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Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by tosinadeda: 1:27am On Dec 15, 2008 |
first we state that girls require time and money Girls = Time * Money -------------------------------------------------------eqn 1 And we all know that time is money Time = Money -----------------------------------------------------------------eqn 2 therefore combining eqn 1 & 2 we have Girls = Money * Money = (Money)^2 ------------------------------------- eqn 3 And because money is the root of all evil Money = sqrt(Evil) -------------------------------------------------------------- eqn 4 therefore from eqn3 & 4 we get Girls = (sqrt(Evil))^2 ---------------------------------------------------------- -eqn 5 from eqn 5 we simplify to get Girls = Evil ---------------------------------------------------------------- eqn 6 |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by Gabry(f): 1:34am On Dec 15, 2008 |
uhm. . . . Isnt it the same to guys? Guys = time (Evil) Guys = Money (Evil) Guys = Sex, Sex & sex cause if not they would go for someone else and cheat behind your back (Evil again) Guys = Ego and Boastful (Plain Evil and Mean) |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by tosinadeda: 1:38am On Dec 15, 2008 |
gabrywyl:no proof sorry |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by Gabry(f): 1:39am On Dec 15, 2008 |
yours aint got no proof either Ooo |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by tosinadeda: 1:41am On Dec 15, 2008 |
gabrywyl: i just proved it mathematically |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by Gabry(f): 1:45am On Dec 15, 2008 |
I mean as in reference? |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by tosinadeda: 1:46am On Dec 15, 2008 |
gabrywyl: |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by Opslag(m): 1:48am On Dec 15, 2008 |
@gaby u up huh!hope u had a good rest.i'm going off now.have fun. |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by Opslag(m): 1:50am On Dec 15, 2008 |
@gaby u up huh!hope u had a good rest.i'm going off now.have fun. |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by acidrop(f): 1:51am On Dec 15, 2008 |
so is that even an equation. . . .pls dont insult the nature of mathematics oooo. people just getting up and forming some abadabidi and say its an equation |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by tosinadeda: 1:53am On Dec 15, 2008 |
acidrop: who dey folo u orm equation |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by Gabry(f): 2:00am On Dec 15, 2008 |
Opslag: Ok bros, you take care. I am at work now naa acidrop: Correct! |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by tosinadeda: 2:01am On Dec 15, 2008 |
una dey run fro the truth abi |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by Gabry(f): 2:09am On Dec 15, 2008 |
it aint the truth now. Ure just generalizing this naa |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by clemcykul(f): 11:30am On Dec 15, 2008 |
abioo |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by sylve11: 1:14pm On Dec 15, 2008 |
amebo clemxxx |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by clemcykul(f): 10:30am On Dec 16, 2008 |
how u take knoe my hobby? |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by innoluv1: 12:47pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
which versity u grash 4rm. make dem make u professor of women mathematics at once. good luck |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by tosinadeda: 5:44pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
hmmmmmmm |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by elsalisu(m): 5:53pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
well is false for guys and true for the ladies |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by mykali(m): 7:29pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
the equation is true to eqxn 5. |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by krama(m): 8:43pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by sholabanke(m): 8:46pm On Dec 16, 2008 |
@gab please take it like that devil +devil = lady |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by Joey7(m): 10:20am On Dec 18, 2008 |
i like dat variaton i carried out my evaluation and landed at the same linear/simultaneous equation |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by Gabry(f): 12:31pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
sholabanke: If its true that the bad ones are the ladies, tell me why most criminals and those whom ended up in jail and those whom cause world war are from the men? And based on the statistic, men cheat women more than women cheat men. Hmmm. . . . I wonder sef. . . |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by KunleOshob(m): 12:36pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by disease(m): 12:38pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by farotika(m): 3:42pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
@ poster I'll give u 100% in this course. Up u |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by sholabanke(m): 10:01pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
@ gab any criminal that get caught go and find out he was born definately by a woman they were devil conceiver if not EVA from garden of eden mayb everything would hav been ok for us guys |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by bydot1(m): 10:38pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
*poster, inshort this has just boost your GP |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by bydot1(m): 10:40pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
*shola, na true you talk jawe |
Re: Mathematical Proof That Girls Are Evil! by sholabanke(m): 10:41pm On Dec 18, 2008 |
u too get sense |
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