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From something as hugely disturbing as Nigeria's crude suddenly becoming irrelevant for USA, to the trivial of @stfayrouz or @darkicecloud loosing a friendly game of #FIFA14 to @aebukhar. It's from the village! Loll.

Jokes apart; this mentality exists more seriously amongst some very funny members of our communities.
Witches from the village watching them from some mirror, 24/7 to prevent good things from coming their way and pushing their husbands to cheat. (where can I buy this mirror)

A mango tree at the front of the grandfather's compound that has so much wireless power that has caused the promotion to jump you. (I need just a leaf from this tree for my wifi)

Your suspicious poor neighbour from a certain notorious diabolical town, whom can't feed his children cos he can't but can tap powers from the underworld to make your fiance leave you. Loll. #IroniesOfLife

Certain churches have preached and instituted some very serious offensive strategies to conquer the enemies from the village.
Fire:
A new neighbour once called the fire service to the address of another neighbour because suddenly at midnight a young lady was screaming "fire! fire!." If the good samaritan had listened closely, she would have heard it was "Die by fire!! Die by fire!!"
Canes:
Some churches have a special service dedicated to flogging the devil, his demons and worshippers. Prepare for the most awkward nightof your life if you have been invited. Whence the time comes at midnight, seats will be cleared and members handle their canes. While shouting "die! die!" the floor is continously whipped until the canes scatter to tiny bits.

Enough energies are wasted because it is easier to call fingers and point names as to reasons why we fail.
Put energy to communal love. These energies could go towards purging yourself of negativity, re branding yourself and trying again and again knowing that the power to succeed or fail is all with you. God comes after you've had this knowledge. This knowledge is faith. Faith is work

i pity u.....u champ way dey call juju vegetable.....i pray u dont learn