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Microsoft Engineer by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:59pm On Dec 15, 2008
[size=13pt]There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion. "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work!?"
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Re: Microsoft Engineer by Jeovy(m): 3:14pm On Dec 15, 2008
good advice, am getting out
Re: Microsoft Engineer by Ogaga4Luv(m): 4:35pm On Dec 15, 2008
[size=13pt]thank's jeovy,nor bi small thing O!  grin grin grin grin[/size]
Jeovy:

good advice, am getting out
Re: Microsoft Engineer by krama(m): 9:45am On Dec 16, 2008
Nice one there grin
Re: Microsoft Engineer by Ogaga4Luv(m): 12:48am On Jan 26, 2009
[size=13pt]Thank you cheesy[/size]
Re: Microsoft Engineer by TOYOSI20(f): 12:59am On Jan 26, 2009
Funny
Re: Microsoft Engineer by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:11am On Jan 26, 2009
[size=13pt]the microsoft engineer just finish showing us his talent@ service.lol grin[/size]
Re: Microsoft Engineer by Ogaga4Luv(m): 7:15am On Dec 06, 2009
grin grin grin

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