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Change The Bible? by Simitrendy: 6:15pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
Bible researchers interviewed Hausa, Yoruba and Ibo folks to know what they would rather change in the Bible if they were given the chance. The Ibo man said: "Nna, I can't understand why Judas returned the money after selling JESUS. In short, he is not a good business man. The Hausa man replied: "Walahi, the adultress Jesus asked to go should have been stoned fa!" The Yoruba man retorted: "Jesus shoul have waited just one more day before raising Lazarus from the dead. We had already paid for the ASO-EBI. At least, he should have allowed us enjoy the 'owambe' before performing his miracle!" What about you? What would you rather change about the Bible were you given the chance to? |
Re: Change The Bible? by Fabdedon(m): 6:26pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
lol.. Its funny tho.. The Bible is fearful and perfectly written. B= Basic I = Instruction B = Before L = Leaving E = Earth |
Re: Change The Bible? by delishpot: 6:32pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
Better wine even before the old one was served |
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