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Top Four Adult Jokes by KunleOshob(m): 2:53pm On Dec 15, 2008 |
Top Four Adult Jokes Fourth Place : A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.' She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.' ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Third Place : One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.' The husband, rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?' ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --- Runner Up: Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife co uld see at once that something was seriously wrong. 'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked. 'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?' 'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed. 'Yes, I did.' he replied. 'My God, Bill, what20happened? ' 'I got fired.' 'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?' 'Oh, she got fired too.' ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -------- Winner: A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, 'Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together.' 'I know,' the old man said. 'We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago.' 'Well,' Granny snickered. 'Let's relive some old times.' Where upon, the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. 'You know, honey,' the little old lady breathlessly r eplied, 'My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago.' 'I wouldn't be surprised,' replied Gramps. 'One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal ============ ========= ========= ========= ======== 1 Like |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by sylve11: 4:19pm On Dec 15, 2008 |
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. I don dey faint because of laugh |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by hens(m): 4:43pm On Dec 15, 2008 |
kudos 2 u kunle, let have more |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by tytylayor: 5:34pm On Dec 15, 2008 |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by sholabanke(m): 6:01pm On Dec 15, 2008 |
hum hum |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by sylve11: 7:59pm On Dec 15, 2008 |
tytylayor: |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by mykali(m): 8:13pm On Dec 15, 2008 |
sylvester, why must ur own be different.? |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by krama(m): 9:58am On Dec 16, 2008 |
. . . . . |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by folly69(m): 4:25pm On Dec 17, 2008 |
oooohhhh shiiiiiit cant stop lmao best i've had all day |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by tytylayor: 5:36pm On Dec 17, 2008 |
tnk jah u can do dat today |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by StanP(m): 6:02pm On Dec 17, 2008 |
Men those jokes are tight.broke my ribs in the process |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by tytylayor: 6:04pm On Dec 17, 2008 |
eh yah, kpele |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by sylve11: 6:58pm On Dec 17, 2008 |
mykali: Becos am a different person. |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by scottN(m): 7:03pm On Dec 17, 2008 |
It's really a top 4 choice |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by kayowalemi(m): 7:24pm On Dec 17, 2008 |
lolllllllllll! Kunle, the next time u do dis to me I go kill u. My teeth are on the ground. u ought to have put on top of the joke for people like to get teeth-guard before reading dat kin joke. |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by sholabanke(m): 7:59pm On Dec 17, 2008 |
i cant shout |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by krama(m): 7:57pm On Dec 19, 2008 |
Then scream |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by sholabanke(m): 1:25pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
is too late to do that |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by bydot1(m): 1:31pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
Dont give up now |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by sholabanke(m): 1:32pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
okay mayb i will try again |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by bydot1(m): 1:46pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
Aiite |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by sholabanke(m): 1:48pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
eefffffffftttttttt |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by krama(m): 8:53pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
More like it |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by sholabanke(m): 10:04pm On Dec 20, 2008 |
:p |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by mohawkchic(f): 3:52am On Dec 21, 2008 |
~Great Choice~Love it |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by sholabanke(m): 10:09pm On Dec 21, 2008 |
u need to |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by chioya(f): 11:42pm On Dec 21, 2008 |
more more morest |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by kay9(m): 2:50pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by sholabanke(m): 11:48pm On Dec 22, 2008 |
what do u mean tight na only that side dey dey tight |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by bydot1(m): 10:26am On Dec 23, 2008 |
U sure say e dey tight |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by krama(m): 11:56am On Dec 23, 2008 |
wetin dey tight |
Re: Top Four Adult Jokes by Nautillus(m): 12:28pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
hmmm. . . .an ok attemp i say |
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