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Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by Xbee007(m): 3:35pm On Jan 06, 2015

koligs:
Wait oh, am I the only one seeing that they are two diff peeps entirely

Click Like if u agree with my vision.

The first guy is a US actor and also performs on TV reality show in BET while the other is probably from Niger Delta (Asari D*****'s family.)

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by otswag(m): 3:46pm On Jan 06, 2015

Dis 1 no be food o. Dis 1 na booze.

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by Nobody: 3:55pm On Jan 06, 2015

Xbee007:

The first guy is a US actor and also performs on TV reality show in BET while the other is probably from Niger Delta (Asari D*****'s family.)

First guy is Kevin Hart. Na only Asari family get belle for naija ni?

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by daveP(m): 3:57pm On Jan 06, 2015

From rough(packs) to the circumference of a circle!!

Guys and beer!! It fits when you dance to cool Obey/KSA tunes.

But i blame both.

(looks at pix again) overlappin circumference and a coarse vow devoid of of of...... (hesitates)

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by iluvpomo(m): 4:06pm On Jan 06, 2015

koligs:
Wait oh, am I the only one seeing that they are two diff peeps entirely

Click Like if u agree with my vision.

The "like" beggers of NairaLand

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Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by Patented: 4:07pm On Jan 06, 2015

wife na!!!!!!!!! try and tell a nigerian wife dt you would not eat plenty food because of ur physique and see beta fight

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by 46arcadez(m): 4:26pm On Jan 06, 2015

ernecy:
Well it's not really a fault!!! Most women immediately after marriage jus want to get their husband fat, Bcuz the woman feels dats d only way people will see that she is taking care of her man!!! So guys if u are eating 100, 101, 010, expect dis after marriage 112, 212, 221, worst case scenario is 111... within a month u will go from 6packs to 1pack

One guy use to say "I love my 6packs so much that I have to protect them with layers of fat"

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Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by MrTeymee(m): 4:32pm On Jan 06, 2015

Instead make beer waste make belle bust grin

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by halmeyd(m): 4:55pm On Jan 06, 2015

lastpage:
Its not the wife's fault, neither is it the fault of Beer or Nkwobi and Isi-ewu combined!

Blame it on LACK OF EXERCISE!

.....And l can understand that from the perspective of a Nigerian man who wakes up 5:30am and sits in traffic of another One hour just to get to work.
Spends hours at a very unhealthy job that thinks going "on break" is a favor!
Spends another two hours in traffic snarls, trying to get home in the evening.
Gets home very late and has no choice but to eat "heavy starchy food" like Fufu, Eba, Amala, Bread, e.t.c (Some men can eat, ehn? phucking Gluttons! )
Before he finishes eating, he is already "snoring", being very tired and fagged-out. Food does not leave his chest and stomach so digestion and onward push to the intestine is inhibited. The "decomposing food" produces a lot of "GAS" which further bloathes the stomach.
Weekend is also either a "work-day" or church day! Not to mention attending to visitors!!

The result is what you see! PREGNANT MEN!

I say MEN should get out there and exercise! Ride a Bike, Run and Jog, do push-ups and sit-ups, stretch exercises, use a Thread Mill at home... but be consistent at it.

I am talking from personal experience.
Today, people see me and in "estimating my age", lower it by as much as Twenty Years at times! but l have a son who is almost twenty!
Mrs Lastpage loves it but at times, she gets scared of those "under-gee" girls that run after me, thinking l am some young dude.
I tell her, dont worry, l have had my fair share of that "action" in the past, now l am focused on YOU.

Lastpage!

BTW: Nothing turns me off than a woman with "permanently" protruding tummy!
Child/pregnancy experience is not an excuse either. Get exercising!

correct man! I see you

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Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by immv(f): 5:02pm On Jan 06, 2015

The blame should go to the man 4 too much intake of ORIGIN.....

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by Temidayo9(m): 5:07pm On Jan 06, 2015

temitemi1:
Blame it on beer man

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Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by pamcode(m): 5:35pm On Jan 06, 2015

*in professor trelawney voice* this be the work of evil spirits in bottles and cans.It could also be the work of the IYA AJE OSOROMONGA of koto aye

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by eagleonearth(m): 6:17pm On Jan 06, 2015

temitemi1:
Blame it on beer man

ijie my brother.

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jan 06, 2015

[b]You mostly blame Nkwobi, Isiewu and Beer/Palmy etc, Like the guys never had these when they were single. MEN DRINK MORE when they are single. Unless of course you married a bad woman. grin

Are you saying they started having more of these things when they got married?

1. I think it is more of food being readily available at home. There is a woman do do the cooking and baking and make the drinks (Kunu, Zobo, Orange Juice, Smoothies etc.). Unlike when they had to go to the market and do the cooking themselves.

2. Most married men do not bother about their shapes/figures anymore most times. They are more comfortable now and focus more on their family life and its challenges. When I was back in Uniport where I started Karate back in 1999/2000 we trained 3 to 4 times a week. We were in good shape and we loved it for most of my life between 21 to 30 years I was in perfect shape. I doubt if a married guy will have time to have that much commitment to keeping fit and being in good shape.

Marriage means little or less time for exercising but more time for time for making ends meet. Which mainly involves white collar jobs, working on the PC and swivel chair for hours. No exercise. The next thing the married guy wants to do is buy a car for the family. etc.

LIFE STYLE CHANGE IS THE MAJOR REASON

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Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by ernecy(m): 6:51pm On Jan 06, 2015

46arcadez:

One guy use to say "I love my 6packs so much that I have to protect them with layers of fat"

...the guy funny o

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by ernecy(m): 6:57pm On Jan 06, 2015

immv:
The blame should go to the man 4 too much intake of ORIGIN.....

na wetin concern orijin!!! When was orijin introduced sef into d market, and how many married men actually takes it!!!

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by starlingbawa(m): 7:24pm On Jan 06, 2015

Women are not in any way responsible for men having 'UGLY POT BELLIES' after marriage.

The onus is on everyone of us be you a man or woman to take care of your shape by eating right and exercising regularly to maintain a healthy life style devoid of 'POT BELLIES'!!!

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Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by Drmaverick: 7:46pm On Jan 06, 2015

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Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by phlamesG: 7:48pm On Jan 06, 2015

in jamie foxx' voice *blame it on d aaaaa-alcohol* grin

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by ChubbyT(f): 8:17pm On Jan 06, 2015

dstnd:
are u back online? whapp

yup

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by mattkelly: 8:19pm On Jan 06, 2015

Lol...Do you all know what causes it?It's cause the woman does something which is over-feeding the Guy..Women have this Gift of being stars when it comes to feeding or taking care of the Man..I once lived in a house where i was surrounded by women,Geez,I was over-fed..I wont get into the kitchen for months..I had ladies around me that fed me like craze..I was more of less living like a Married Man and put on weight massively...Na so he be

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by tunaguy(m): 8:37pm On Jan 06, 2015

that isnt kevin hart oo photoshop or a funny costume

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by showafrica(m): 9:26pm On Jan 06, 2015

Charles4075:
You guys are so funny with your comments, I swear... Someone said it's ''Beernancy''. Rotfl.

my guy no be beer...its either overfeeding or there is an ingredient in the vagina that does that. Honestly, I am victim...every where go just dey fat uncontrollably.

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by showafrica(m): 9:26pm On Jan 06, 2015

Charles4075:
You guys are so funny with your comments, I swear... Someone said it's ''Beernancy''. Rotfl.

my guy no be beer...its either overfeeding or there is an ingredient in the vagina that does that. Honestly, I am a victim...every where go just dey fat uncontrollably.

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by tola9ja: 10:14pm On Jan 06, 2015

jliusadura:
Oya nairalanders, are we guys to be blamed for changing after marriage. Why doesn't this happen before marriage? In what ways are women probably responsible for this?

OKUPE'S STYLE

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by romzyxy(m): 10:41pm On Jan 06, 2015

ireneony:
The husband

U don't want 2 blame the wife because you see yourself as one someday. Lol

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by heatmeup(f): 10:54pm On Jan 06, 2015

koligs:
Wait oh, am I the only one seeing that they are two diff peeps entirely

Click Like if u agree with my vision.

don't u know kelvin

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by Ladybluecash(f): 11:56pm On Jan 06, 2015

Nigeria brewery must b charged for body assault

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by Tee2902(m): 12:36am On Jan 07, 2015

Blame it on careless living. Men abandon the good healthy way of life after marriage. Keep fit!

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by Horlufemi(m): 7:15am On Jan 07, 2015

I blame GEJ

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by nekkyosas(f): 10:45am On Jan 07, 2015

Nice one ..lol wink

Re: Who Is To Be Blamed, Husband Or Wife? ( Picture) by SHOCK7(m): 1:36pm On Jan 07, 2015

[quote author=ChubbyT post=29523358]2much intake of alcohol.[/quote
not necessarily!

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