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Pastor Tb Joshua Refuses To Tell Goodluck Jonathan Who Wins 2015 Elections by Sirfizz: 9:23pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
THIS POST IS A SATIRE NEWS FROM FNN..ONLY TO BE READ FOR ENTERTAINMENT President Goodluck Jonathan popularly referred 2 as GEJ has shown his level of agitation concerning the upcoming 2015 elections by approaching the famous Prophet TB. Joshua. GEJ secretly left the Aso-Rock Villa and proceeded to the Synagogue church located in a popular part of Lagos to enquire of the prophet concerning the winner of the presidential elections in 2015 Prophet TB Joshua is known to have previously made quite a number of predictions that has been found to be true. Some of which include football match scores, football match stands, plane crashes and hijacks, deaths of prominent people, just to mention a few. TB Joshua was also reported to have received the President of Nigeria well but refused to reveal what he knows about the results of the 2015 elections claiming that since he supports APC and the President is of an opposing party, his church and congregation might be affected negatively especially owning to the fact that he hadnt recovered from the building collapse last year. fnn bday3 Speaking with GEJ himself on phone, he accepts he was at the SCOAN parish but he has denied all allegations that he inquired about 2015 elections saying “I don’t need to confirm when I know I will win”. Also, when we approached FNN readers to air their views, a few of them says TB Joshua should be proactive and mind his own business. Some people even went as far as saying he should have seen the collapse of his church building coming, then they woulda believed his prophecies. So far, all efforts to reach TB Joshua himself as proved abortive as we hope to get an affirmation of this story from him and also to get the predictions for the 2015 elections and bring it to you firsthand as usual. #SatireSeason #ShareAjoke WHAT MORE SATIRE NEWS ?....VISIT www.fake9janews.com |
Re: Pastor Tb Joshua Refuses To Tell Goodluck Jonathan Who Wins 2015 Elections by dunkem21(m): 9:26pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
Thank God the source is fake9ja news.com Mizmycoli should not see this. 2 Likes |
Re: Pastor Tb Joshua Refuses To Tell Goodluck Jonathan Who Wins 2015 Elections by Beesluv: 9:27pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
It's after the election he will say what he foresaw ![]() |
Re: Pastor Tb Joshua Refuses To Tell Goodluck Jonathan Who Wins 2015 Elections by Nobody: 9:27pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
what a dry satire, does not even cut it. Writing satire is a skill that is learnt, you don't wake up one morning claiming to be a satirist. But truth be told, Gej is going home to otuoke and then to kirikiri prison for war crimes and corruption charges. That is not disputed. |
Re: Pastor Tb Joshua Refuses To Tell Goodluck Jonathan Who Wins 2015 Elections by MizMyColi(f): 9:31pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
Lolest @dunkem21, it's good this is just a joke, else ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Pastor Tb Joshua Refuses To Tell Goodluck Jonathan Who Wins 2015 Elections by dunkem21(m): 9:34pm On Jan 05, 2015 |
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