simdam500:


I think the era I am now. is to start reading people's sig and not concerned about the topic.

Mod una read this

Oga mi wetin do my signature ?

MoyoGENERAL:


No7 on point!!!!

I met a Lady in a bus recently while travelling from lagos, after she had tried so many attempts to gain my attention, like putting her hand around my chair seat neck, throwing something out of the glass constantly or even buying every damn thing on the road just moving things to and fro my front( cos I was sitting near the window), unluckily for me, her friend was directly at my back, this lady in question ensured she kept on gisting loudly all through the journey, when her friend sef wasn't interested!!!!
E nor get wetin she nor talk, her ppl abroad, families, lectures, holidays, everything!!! and she dey use one kain eyes dey eye me if I go see her lines!!!
the funniest was when she told her friend she will be going to for NYSC next year, I com finally look am, She com repeat am again with a slight grin facing me " YES, By next year November I'll be going to serve"...

Nothing dis babe nor do, She practically shifted from her seat and almost occupying a quarter of mine till her hand was on my LAPS( On purpose)....

Men I Nor even send am( me wey dey reason how I go pass the test wey I just go do)..
Seriously some girls can be ??

can you just imagine

Some ppl inside d bus go be like, " what kind of a dumb lousy girl is this ?"

Koolking:


Am I the only one noticing this sad trend - most folks don't know how, where and when to use "Their and There"? in sentences. Is it just a foolish trend in writing? Or has textspeak affected peeps this much?

It's stark embarrassment seeing this blunder spilled all over social media.

Their are many people doing that, anyway that is there problem

femi4:
Their are many people doing that, anyway that is there problem

"there problem"
SMH.....example of what d guy is complaining of.

Mekyno:

"there problem"
SMH.....example of what d guy is complaining of.

You should be able to identify sarcasm when you see one

samflexxy:
no vess but how I take disturb you na me force you click the link

Showing your foolishness in a public forum like this, person wey do you don die tey tey

oboi u wicked ooo..u wan finish d guy?

3DCYCLOPS:
They fart..

i tink say na onli me notice...doz gold diggers..

Justdulla:
Funny enuf,,no matter how a lady shows this signs,i never approach her,,if i dont trip for her,,she go chop chewing gum till e turn kpomo

chewing gum de turn kpomo?

Justdulla:
Funny enuf,,no matter how a lady shows this signs,i never approach her,,if i dont trip for her,,she go chop chewing gum till e turn kpomo

Lols u got me laffing

What about the ones that will make use of 5 different perfs at ones, just to get our attention, at long run, they will end up smelling like "Abokki turari"...

nickz:
Nothing annoys me more than the girly scream when they see an old pal
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!
With the ever irritating childish voice.....

Dat shit irritates d ballz outta me

laykhorn:
All this wouldnt get my attention, infact, you'll end up making a fool of yourself in my sight.

Thank you jor...na d same motor me and u dae inside jor.

Koolking:


Am I the only one noticing this sad trend - most folks don't know how, where and when to use "Their and There"? in sentences. Is it just a foolish trend in writing? Or has textspeak affected peeps this much?

It's stark embarrassment seeing this blunder spilled all over social media.

Did you correct them, if yes , then God bless you but if No, then...

Emdee590:

Thank you jor...na d same motor me and u dae inside jor.

LOL!

femi4:
Their are many people doing that, anyway that is there problem

Hahahahaha funny you but stop making joke of those words before it masters u

samflexxy:

1)chewing gum loudly
Some ladies chew gum loudly and even make burbles from it just to gain the attention of any male specie in the vicinity.

2)shouting
When in a mild discussion you will still hear there voice as if they are in a hot prayer section.

3)laughing at unfunny things
when thy are in the mix of guys even at the driest of jokes they'll laugh their sorry bottom out.

4)wearing clothes that clearly don't fit them
The cloth might be the trending style event tho, it does not fit them they will still wear them just to gain attention of guys

5)putting on 2 much makeup
Some ladies after putting on makeup they'll look like clowns rather than women, they put flashy make up and disturbing perfume all just 2 impress and get the attention of guys.


guys add yours

Nairalanders!! Weytin Woman do una

Funny list

The empty cans make the loudest noise. Girls like that most times are liabilities.

The empty cans make the loudest noises. Girls like that most times are liabilities.

femi4:
Their are many people doing that, anyway that is there problem

hahaha.. Guy e sure me die say you fail English for waec.



Meanwhile, take your correction.


# they are many people doing that, anyway that is them problem.



You Gerrit?

samflexxy:
lols no worry buhari no go win

GEJ till 2019

Whenever i read comments like 'GEJ till 2019' all i hear is terrorism, insecurity, ' stealing is not corruption' till 2019

It's really sad

You are therefore not a patriotic Nigerian yearning for change!

GMB till 2019 Joor!

Whats the meaning of birthmark and it's function.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
because what?

hmmmm. because economically., biologically., socially., spiritually., emotionally and psychologically u must harmonize at d espectable frequency for d benefit of both parties. weak vessel but complicated

Abeg Nlanders apart frm BTW is abbre as betwwen wat else can it mean

Chewing gum loudly- Ashewo kobo kobo

Oluwatosean:
smh... Dem use am do you?. Abi u no dey tire ni?

as you don insult me get likes you don happy bah


No p

most of them will always change their vocal chord. I don't know why

samflexxy:
as you don insult me get likes you don happy bah


No p

bros chill, i no insult u, ah just talk my mind ni oo

Some guys will add this to the list;

"Girls complementing guys on their dressing" something like you look nice on your black suit and red tie.



Is it now a sin for girls to complement us?

By The Way (BTW)

Ladybluecash:
Abeg Nlanders apart frm BTW is abbre as betwwen wat else can it mean

By The Way (BTW)