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Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by D1KeleVra(m): 3:53pm On Feb 04, 2009
i just wan know na!
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by romsky: 3:54pm On Feb 04, 2009
wia Syl wey be small pikin get old man tit from?
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by clemcykul(f): 3:57pm On Feb 04, 2009
*plasters slyve's face with shit, uses an old broken bottle to shave his dada head*
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by romsky: 4:05pm On Feb 04, 2009
come this is professional fyt not Mike Tyson vs Holifield
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by sylve11: 4:27pm On Feb 04, 2009
clemcykul:

*plasters slyve's face with shit, uses an old broken bottle to shave his dada head*

little strength left in me, i used a sand paper to scratch off the surface of Clumsy's Ringworm (lakpalakpa precisely) and uses Dudu Osun mixed with Hydrogen to rub Clumsy's lakpa , . . . . . . . . . Captain please fill in the blank space, since u r a witness of fight. grin
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by romsky: 4:38pm On Feb 04, 2009
no be me & una
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by Nobody: 4:55pm On Feb 04, 2009
Romade, come ova here sit n lets watch this fyt
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by sylve11: 5:22pm On Feb 04, 2009
Leave am make him dey run, after him don set twins for fight. I beg hold him shirt and drag am back.
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by D1KeleVra(m): 5:33pm On Feb 04, 2009
KeleVra bounces into the ring uninvited, shoves Sylve aside, carries Clem, throws him into the corner of the ring. B!tch slaps the referee (Romade to be precise), who runs out of the ring sobbing like a little girl. KeleVra goes back and pick up Clem holds him high in the air (cos he is feather weight), throws his at Sylve who screams like a very little girlish boy (because he is of bantam weight). . . KeleVra Laughs His Ass Off.
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by romsky: 5:36pm On Feb 04, 2009
OMG una no go kill me with laffta 2day
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Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by dani1luv: 6:35pm On Feb 04, 2009
after you laugh finish go jump inside well
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by sylve11: 7:35pm On Feb 04, 2009
After pouring cold satchet water on my head, revives a little and drag D1KeleVra's leg while attempting to match my twinny, brings out the cup of acid i was suppose to use to blind my twinny eyes, pour the acid into D1KeleVra's eyes. He was later rushed to the hospital. Should he survive the hash chemical, his eyes will look like this:

Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by clemcykul(f): 8:06am On Feb 05, 2009
dickele was about running out of the ring,when myself and slyve hit him hard on the head grin and broke his two front teeths, grin broke his left arm grin, left leg grin beat him up real gud cheesy grin and hung him under the sun to dry after bathing him wid hot pepper grin grin wink
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by romsky: 8:51am On Feb 05, 2009
agberos don start again
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by spenchuks(m): 9:11am On Feb 05, 2009
who is fighting who here? Sylve, don't tell me u are fighting ur twinny oo shocked
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by romsky: 9:18am On Feb 05, 2009
u miss yesterday no be small tyn
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by spenchuks(m): 9:27am On Feb 05, 2009
from the look things, i really missed oo, especially that free show btw sillyve & clumsy grin
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by clemcykul(f): 9:34am On Feb 05, 2009
romade my darling tatafo grin kiss shocked
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by sylve11: 9:36am On Feb 05, 2009
romade:

agberos don start again

Ur TM. right?

spenchuks:

from the look things, i really missed oo, especially that free show btw sillyve & clumsy grin

Sir spenky, no mind Captain when set us for fight. Well Dynamokev take him head carry am at last.
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by romsky: 9:38am On Feb 05, 2009
my clumsy wetin dey shock u
Spencer no worry i go dash u free ticket wen d tyn hapin again
Syl ur mouth, eye & swollen body don relieve u bah
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by sylve11: 9:46am On Feb 05, 2009
Ahn, ahn, me i no get bruised eyes yesterday na. Abi u don forget?
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by spenchuks(m): 9:48am On Feb 05, 2009
cheesy
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by romsky: 9:52am On Feb 05, 2009
see as he dey lie lyk say na my clumsy carry bruise shocked
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by sylve11: 10:24am On Feb 05, 2009
na now i know sey u get quarter to 6 kind.a eyes
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by romsky: 10:28am On Feb 05, 2009
quatre to ko pass ni
wat i know was my clumsy emerged as d winner
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by clemcykul(f): 10:51am On Feb 05, 2009
wid blood shot eyes and a broken jaw cool wink
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by romsky: 11:06am On Feb 05, 2009
yes all join
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by spenchuks(m): 11:22am On Feb 05, 2009
clemcykul:

wid blood shot eyes and a broken jaw cool wink

omo see confession! shocked
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by romsky: 11:27am On Feb 05, 2009
no b small tyn
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by spenchuks(m): 12:00pm On Feb 05, 2009
tomorow is another day sha grin
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by romsky: 12:06pm On Feb 05, 2009
dont worry b hapi
Re: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by spenchuks(m): 12:18pm On Feb 05, 2009
promoter Don King grin

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