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A Girls’ Guide To Misery And Happy Living by Sheenor: 8:28pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
What I have documented here is a guide for girls to help them live happily. Of course, fathoming a girl’s mind is impossible and I have since long given it up. So what I have here instead is an unofficial classification of guys that you might come across in your everyday life. This being the season of hook-ups and matchmaking, I thought it might prove to be helpful. However, there’s something that is acknowledged universally – no matter how much you try to make them happy, humans will find a way to misery and sufferings. And girls, being almost as human as human beings, aren’t very different. So although this write up aims at helping the fairer of the two sexes, I doubt if it will succeed. So here we go – the guys classified. Guys who feel they do not belong to any of the categories list, kindly forgive my ignorance. A word of caution: Girls who fantasize about kissing frogs, swinging with spidermen and galloping with Sir Galahad, the great, better stop right here. 1. The “ITs”: Ready-made marriageable materials. Never had an affair with another girl. High pay. Foreign trips guaranteed and will own a car. For girls who love shopping – they are jackpots. However, most of them being Computer engineers, Electrical engineers, Mechanical engineers or some such engineers, they do not really know how to treat girls which can be remedied with a little training. The conversations are restricted to email hacking, job shifting and pay hikes. The most worrying fact however is a recent survey, which indicates a lowering libido in these guys. (WHOOPS!!!) Hook-up quotient: 7.08714/10 Where do you find them: Every second person you meet. The “MBAs and the corporates”: He is better than what he was before he did his MBA. With training in conversation skills, he will keep you interested. He is a bit too mechanical and also the smile on his face is usually frozen. Will have loads of friend- girls who will be beautiful and smart enough to make you jealous and suspicious. Of course, he will have enough excuses at hands if he gets late and comes home drunk. Hook-up quotient: 6.333/10 How do you find them: The vernacular simpleton who now talks only in English. The “NRN”s (Non Resident Nigeria): The lucky bastards!! Yes indeed, the luckiest. His average salary when converted into Naira is more than that of the IT-guy. Has an accent to impress you along with the stories that happen “abroad”. Being tired of a number of flings with Edo and Ibo girls, the guy wants to settle with a simple yoruba girl. The girl would of course end up being a cook and maid to his house. But that’s the way things go. Hookup quotient: 9.998/10 Where do you find them: Nairaland.com The ICD (I care damn) flirts: The guys the girls will go out with. Dele and me recently came up with this theory after some logical arguments: Me: Girls have a choice to be happy…but they wont be which is just natural Dele: yeah I always wonder… why that is so natural Me: I guess they have a fondness for misery It’s like this… Misery breeds misery. So the guy become miserable . Then the girls have someone to be motherly with and take care of which is again their natural instinct, I guess. Dele: yup, we guess. So this is that guy girls shouldn’t be with but will always end up being with. The guy knows how to make the girl happy. Right from the start he will let her know that he doesn’t believe in commitment. And all this does is turn on the girl. Good times will ensure. Heated arguments will follow. You will break up with him only to realize that he wasn’t with you at all. The girl will end up marrying the “IT” guy or an “NRN”. Hookup quotient: 1.665*10^34/10 Where do you find them: The guy riding a bike with a T-shirt that says, “Denial is a good thing if used correctly” The “friend”ly guy: The most lovable idiot. He will always be around. Mind you he is in love with you but will never let you know and get drunk on the day you get married and some years later will take your kids to the zoo. Of course since he won’t be asking you out, there’s not much you can do. However, if you do like him, it’s not a bad idea to emotionally blackmailing him to the limit until he confesses his feelings. Girls will stay happily ever after but of course that makes life very boring and these things never happen. The beer and the zoo take their own course. Hook-Up quotient: 1.5521/10 Where do you find them: There’s one around every girl The last and also the least:… The Artist’'s” Oh, just leave them alone. They are just harmless souls. The last of all the options and always available. Hook-up quotient: minus 85.68825555/10 Where do you find them: Ask yours’ truly ℓ☺ℓ. |
Re: A Girls’ Guide To Misery And Happy Living by Beesluv: 8:29pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Nice 1 |
Re: A Girls’ Guide To Misery And Happy Living by iceberylin(m): 8:30pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Incase sha |
Re: A Girls’ Guide To Misery And Happy Living by Justeenaleo(f): 8:42pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
Lol Artists!!! I no go ever leave them, they don't talk much, even eyeing one now (not you op) |
Re: A Girls’ Guide To Misery And Happy Living by passionate88: 8:59pm On Jan 07, 2015 |
WTF? |
Re: A Girls’ Guide To Misery And Happy Living by Sheenor: 11:02am On Jan 08, 2015 |
Justeenaleo: Haha ![]() ![]() |
Re: A Girls’ Guide To Misery And Happy Living by fedimol: 11:37am On Jan 08, 2015 |
Hahaha! Nice one op |
Re: A Girls’ Guide To Misery And Happy Living by Justeenaleo(f): 2:36pm On Jan 08, 2015 |
Sheenor:
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Re: A Girls’ Guide To Misery And Happy Living by papindinho(m): 7:01pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
omo! OP.... Chop knuckles....lol.. Nice one |
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