A father was in the army and often on lengthy tours, leaving the mother to manage 5 kids by herself. While he's gone the children would sneak their parents' room to sleep. So before shipping out one time, Dad reminded the children to respect Mom's space and sleep in their own rooms.
Upon his return, as the Dad disembarked the plane with the rest of his unit, his son ran up to him, jumped into his arms and loudly announced, "Dad, you're going to be so happy. While you were out this time, nobody slept with Mom."

Naked joke,its got no meaaning

Why are you bringing back old memories?

I DONT CARE, WEDA NA B.C JOKE.....ALL I WANT IS CATCHING MA FUN