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I Don Fuvk Up by AKMoney1(m): 9:18pm On Jan 10, 2015 |
I saw a catholic sister last night and decided to give her a lift in my car. As the car was moving, the i placed my hand on the sister's laps pretending i was looking for the gear lever. The sister cast a glance at me and said; "matthew chapter 7 verse 7" and I quickly removed my hand. After short time,I placed my hand again on the sister's lap and the sister said to me again "matthew 7 verse 7" I nervously removed my hand. The sister reached her destination and got off the car, cast another glance at me and said "So u don't read your Bible!" And when i got home, I opened my Bible to Matthew. 7verse7 and it says "ASK AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN TO YOU".... Suddenly, i shouted; Oh! I don fuvk up!!! |
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