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Warri Mum Calls Her Son by Chillext(m): 8:31pm On Jan 11, 2015
A warri mum called her son Onos on phone;
Onos: Hello maleee
Mum: Onos that meat & fish don boil?
Onos: Yes oo malee
Mum: Abeg implicate salt & maggi, attach oil,
pepper & sentence the crayfish and other small
small fish dem to death ....then involve the
leaves ...after small time, discharge the pot from
fire. You dey hear me so?
Onos: yes malee ...shuoo, this food go good to
download with Eba o!
Mum: No worry, i don already detain some fufu for
cooler... when time reach we go give dem
amnesty!

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Re: Warri Mum Calls Her Son by todayguest(m): 8:42pm On Jan 11, 2015
Funny! ;DFunny!
Re: Warri Mum Calls Her Son by Chillext(m): 8:55am On Jan 12, 2015
todayguest:
Funny! ;DFunny!
thanks
Re: Warri Mum Calls Her Son by Nobody: 12:38pm On Jan 12, 2015
very funny
Re: Warri Mum Calls Her Son by phlame(m): 1:33pm On Jan 12, 2015
Chillext:
A warri mum called her son Onos on phone;
Onos: Hello maleee
Mum: Onos that meat & fish don boil?
Onos: Yes oo malee
Mum: Abeg implicate salt & maggi, attach oil,
pepper & sentence the crayfish and other small
small fish dem to death ....then involve the
leaves ...after small time, discharge the pot from
fire. You dey hear me so?
Onos: yes malee ...shuoo, this food go good to
download with Eba o!
Mum: No worry, i don already detain some fufu for
cooler... when time reach we go give dem
amnesty!

Old but funny

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