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President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by NewNigeriaMind: 4:53pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
President Jonathan says if re-elected, he will tackle corruption in Nigeria using modern technology. The President said this while speaking at his campaign rally in Ibadan today. He said that even if he jails 5 million people for corruption, the problem will still persist but that with modern technology, corruption would be prevented. He said his govt is currently working on introducing the technology ![]() The mumu then wnet on to say: So for you to solve corruption problems, you must use modern technologies to prevent people from stealing and that is what we are working on. Really after 6 years you are still working on it ![]() The oil industry is a good area; we are working very hard. I just don’t want to say certain things, because some of these people have been given so much money, they would do everything to stop us. But I promise you that if you vote me and I come back to serve this country for the next four years, the day I would leave here, the next person that would come as the president of this country, people would not talk about corruption, because we are working on technologies and we would use technologies to block all these areas. Today we are talking about IT; we are no longer in the analog generation, so we must deploy IT to solve our human problems and I am promising that in the next four years, the next president, nobody would harass that president for not fighting corruption because I will solve the problem of corruption in this country" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() This is cluelessness at the epic. How can you do what you couldn't do before now. This guys is a drunkard 23 Likes |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by dunkem21(m): 4:57pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Assignment: How many mumu's are in your article? Your time starts now .. 2 Likes |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by fattybombom: 4:57pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
YES! He is a COMMEDIAN while Bihari is a SADDIST. I prefer a com median to a frustrated saddist who would end up sending innocent citizens to jail. 8 Likes |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by LuckyLadolce(m): 4:58pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
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Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by Nobody: 5:01pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
I don't have problem with either the president or any political party in Nigeria but all I want is a change of government. he should step down for another person to try it too. we cannot be serving a party for a long term. there mentality is still the same. you party supporters quote me and see how thunder will fire you. 1 Like |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by raumdeuter: 5:07pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
The President is a joke 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by hushmail: 5:08pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
he would took 9ja to the top as the biggest economy in africa can still do it again in other spheres gej i dey your back 2 Likes |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by Nobody: 5:09pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
He shld keep his plans to himself,i dnt need a soothsayer to say his plans wl not work. ![]() |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by Day11(m): 5:09pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
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Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by aresa: 5:11pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Very funny and very very disgraceful at the same time... ![]() |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by Mogidi: 5:20pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
If GEJ is a comendian what of [size=15pt]Mr Ibu[/size] the [size=15pt]Ibuhari[/size] man, I mean? Certificates please hahahah ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 3 Likes
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Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by 9jatriot(m): 5:30pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
U mean u were able to hear it to the end? I had to quickly change the station so I don't get infected with cluelessness. I hear unlike ebola, this one can be air borne. 1 Like |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by Baawaa(m): 5:32pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
fattybombom:Let Buhari send innocent citizen like Jonathan to jail ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by Nobody: 5:36pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
We have a clown as President. "I will" "we will" that is waht we've been hearing since February 2010 when Jonathan took over. Clown 1 Like |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by Nobody: 5:40pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
kristina1:With beauties like you supporting #Change, I have no reason but to insist on #change ![]() 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by oduastates: 5:44pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
The man is empty upstairs. |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by Omimah: 5:50pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
The absence of Obasanjo in Jonathan's campaign train has really exposed the President as lacking the capability of marketing himself. Obasanjo must have covered most of his lapses in 2011. 1 Like |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by Nobody: 6:27pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
barcanista: |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by chamboy(m): 6:38pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
hushmail:just like ur English |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by chamboy(m): 6:39pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Let's somebody shout change |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by orimsamsam(m): 6:48pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Sure. Gej will go to japan to buy corruption detector. This detector will detect corrupt politician, arrest the politician and jail the corrupt politician. It just pathetic that nigeria is having a clueless phd holder, who talk like a slowpoke on national telivision. |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by HzRF(m): 7:53pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
NewNigeriaMind:U don make sense like that ooo What an idiot Oya goan use ur post to withdraw money 1 Like |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by ogbronx(m): 8:43pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Omimah:you have a good sense of discernment. |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by abdul4new(m): 9:03pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Kai "" too much beer no good oooooohhh. |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by gracile(f): 11:47pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by deji68: 12:07am On Jan 13, 2015 |
If THEY had succeeded in fighting corruption, corruption would not have been here with us now.” GEJ......upon all the 300 years sentencing ..There are smart ways of fighting corruption....jailing is the last resort ![]() ![]() NewNigeriaMind: |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by Nobody: 12:28am On Jan 13, 2015 |
fattybombom:you mean innocent citizens with bags of loot? |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by Nobody: 12:37am On Jan 13, 2015 |
barcanista:you sure sey PDP no go use one damsel catch you one day? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: President Jonathan Is A Comedian I Swear.... by Nobody: 8:15am On Jan 13, 2015 |
Hahaha you see me for that one? You sure say na me? Lol...our Presido wan use techy fight corruption sha eighTHREAD: |
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