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Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by tpia5: 6:06am On May 02, 2011 |
^^ma je ki oloun gba igi mo e lenu. ie dont make God shut your mouth with a stick. stop maligning people in this obscene manner. if you cant come out of the closet with your allegations, then face your life and leave others alone. |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by Nobody: 6:10am On May 02, 2011 |
lol. Nah Chima I think I will stick to Idris. |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by MrsChima(f): 6:19am On May 02, 2011 |
LMAO@ granny is mad Mz Darkskin won't holler at Brother Franklin. Okay Sis. Just squint your eyes five time real fast one more time just in case you are not sure. |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by tpia5: 6:19am On May 02, 2011 |
^^ma je ki oloun gba igi mo enu e. |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by Nobody: 6:20am On May 02, 2011 |
tpia@: Get the hell on please. Seriously. Shooo! Shoo! |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by tpia5: 6:21am On May 02, 2011 |
were wa lara eyin mejeji. |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by MrsChima(f): 6:22am On May 02, 2011 |
tpia@: Una perra tonta. |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by tpia5: 6:23am On May 02, 2011 |
were ni e. |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by MrsChima(f): 6:23am On May 02, 2011 |
You too. |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by Nobody: 6:24am On May 02, 2011 |
i think she is reading from a Chinese Food menu |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by tpia5: 6:24am On May 02, 2011 |
e ma wo aye eyin mejeji nle. |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by MrsChima(f): 6:25am On May 02, 2011 |
Womp. Womp. |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by Nobody: 6:25am On May 02, 2011 |
yes tpia, lo mein is good. now run along! |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by tpia5: 6:26am On May 02, 2011 |
awon oniran[b]u [/b] |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by Nobody: 6:27am On May 02, 2011 |
Akon likes Odunnu? FOR REAL? |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by MrsChima(f): 6:28am On May 02, 2011 |
I see Brother Franklin rejected someone. Damn you Brother Franklin. I done told him about messing with cobwebs. Ching chang chong chung cheech chow cho! The chinamen hate when I do that to them! |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by Nobody: 6:28am On May 02, 2011 |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by tpia5: 6:29am On May 02, 2011 |
o ma se o. alailoj[b]u[/b]ti. |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by MrsChima(f): 6:30am On May 02, 2011 |
You saw someone sucking a dick and you was envious? Damn. Did you play with yourself? |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by Nobody: 6:30am On May 02, 2011 |
eij no lo tisje ma pije ni ko lo hahahahahahahaaa |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by MrsChima(f): 6:33am On May 02, 2011 |
Thanks Sis for translating to her what I said. She might be washing her hands she found some buildup in her nails. |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by tpia5: 6:34am On May 02, 2011 |
enyan soro, ew[b]u[/b]re ndasi. |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by Nobody: 6:34am On May 02, 2011 |
teje le ki ashewo tpia leje mukikeh anansi dee spydah |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by MrsChima(f): 6:35am On May 02, 2011 |
She said she asked a man to scat in her mouth but when she opened her mouth the man screamed and shouted "The witch is dead, oh hell the witch is dead". LMAO. Girl, I remember one time at the family reunion my granny was like baby please leave them folks alone because I don't have the strength to fight nobody today. That was the funniest shit I ever heard her say beside a few things. She know I will piss a few people off and might cause a riot. |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by Nobody: 6:37am On May 02, 2011 |
she is talking about life in the retirement home actually. She said they were late in delivering her vanilla ice cream. |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by tpia5: 6:37am On May 02, 2011 |
awon eranko nsoro, ki enyan ma dasi tori ede enyan yato si ede eranko. |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by Nobody: 6:39am On May 02, 2011 |
tpia@: So basically, Akon ran to Mexico to meet the Legend Zoro. Then meanwhile in Kenya she [tpia] dashed a picture of Asamoah Gyan in the trash can. YAY! I GOT IT! I'm so proud! |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by MrsChima(f): 6:41am On May 02, 2011 |
LMAO@retirement home in Abulioshma village. More like garri popsicles. |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by Nobody: 6:41am On May 02, 2011 |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by MrsChima(f): 6:43am On May 02, 2011 |
I just thought of it I did say that some Ghanian men looks better than some Nigerian men and that why she upset because I know damn well she don't know who Brother Franklin is! I am willing to bet you she think Brother Franklin is her visiting pastor. Boy, she has no idea that man got some moves on him! |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by Nobody: 6:44am On May 02, 2011 |
oooohh ok. i was beginning to think it was either the pins from her wig irritating her scalp or maybe that she soiled her Depend diaper again. anyway sis i'm gonna hit the sack. and to you tpia@ [size=13pt]old ke shele hag menaje lo ni ko meneja menopause ndeleke[/size] |
Re: Who's Ur Dream Date by MrsChima(f): 6:49am On May 02, 2011 |
MzDarkSkin: If she is wearing a wig over there no damn wonder she is losing her mind! Heat and dead people hair do not mix! Good night! |
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