“I CAN COOK BETTER THAN BUHARI’S WIFE” – PATIENCE JONATHAN

Hilarious the headline might seem but wait till you hear the full gist.

FNN has gathered that owning to recent news that Buhari and Osinbajo now have their wives with them on the campaign train, First Lady of Nigeri – Dame Patience Jonathan and resorted to conducting her own campaign for her husband.

She claims if all the women and children in Nigeria vote for her husband, then it is a sure bet that her hubby is winning the elections.

We spoke to the First lady at the maiden campaign rally that took place at the Federal Capital territory yesterday and this was her submission:

“My dear FNN people, I wanted to appreciate you for this ability you have given me to say something on this matter.

Yesterday of some day ago, I heard that the Buhari team are now recruiting their wives for campaign train hence me too have decide to start campaign for my husband.

I have instructed all first lady of all states to also start their husband campaign so that we can all have a voice as woman of the country.

I know that since my husband has become president, I have not cook for him at once but I know I am a best cook when you bring Buhari’s wife to cook too (I cook better than Buhari’s wife).

Therefore, I promise all the Nigeria that if they vote us back, I will cook everybody every month for 4 years.

I hope that you people understand me very well before they say I am speak grammar again *laughs hysterically*

Thank you FNN people”

She made the above statement when FNN asked her why she was running a campaign train especially in the absence of President GEJ.

OP's mild attempt at a joke..

Nice one.

Mtchewww spewing rubbish. Wetin come concern food matter with the campaign at hand. .. This woman needs a therapist.
Op, In a way I kinda bliv this poo because she's capable of saying such.... but are you also trying to crack a joke here?

What about English, manners and intelligence

I HOPE I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW FNN (FAKE NAIJA NEWS) IN THAT WRITE UP??

WHAT!
Are You Kidding Me?

My I invest for space/land booking
Might make FP
And if it makes FP
A beg I only need 50 likes
#Team Money

That's my mama! I love this woman die. Nigerians will surely miss her if she eventually leaves aso rock.

Clap 4 yourself

ohhh i don laf tire..pls someone should give me water to drink oo haha..lol

Prate! A young vibrant Nigerian who has vowed to be a tyrant till death. i am sure your sorry a$s dad is burning in hell cause he gave birth to you! Block head. U need a brain transplant only that it shuld be replaced with cooked indomie. Wretched son of godzilla!!! Quote me and have a sleepless night rest. Oponu odaran!

DDeliverer:
Is your father the devil? @ OP..

I believe he taught you how to lie like this.....

U go skool jare. Atleast Na News end di eF eF.....

Medunah:
I HOPE I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW FNN (FAKE NAIJA NEWS) IN THAT WRITE UP??

northerners no sabi cook nah!them just dey dump ingredients for fire anyhow.

bidexmat:
Prate! A young vibrant Nigerian who has vowed to be a tyrant till death. i am sure your sorry a$s dad is burning in hell cause he gave birth to you! Block head. U need a brain transplant only that it shuld be replaced with cooked indomie. Wretched son of godzilla!!! Quote me and have a sleepless night rest. Oponu odaran!

Is this one Mad? Bros, I'm not the cause of your problems o..

TrishaP:
Mtchewww spewing rubbish. Wetin come concern food matter with the campaign at hand. .. This woman needs a therapist.
Op, In a way I kinda bliv this poo because she's capable of saying such.... but are you also trying to crack a joke here?

I'm not sure she said that. ...peeps create fake stories just to make fun of her

Abeg i no dey oh.
Before they will say she has spoken another one

There so many things she can do more than buhari now.
(1) she can fight
(2) she can give grammatical bomb than anyone else
(3) she can attract names than her such has shapopotemous.
(4) she is uglier than her.
So we can see she beats buhari's wife in all aspect.

For those of you who do not have the intellect to know that what you read is a fake article,please take note of it now. FNN means fake naija news. I know by tomorrow,some of you will start spreading this story,without verifying its authenticity.

Thanks for the laugh, true true she has cooked everybody already with her husbands help. Lolz

#change

Funny. It is something that can actually happen tho.

Wait o! Na d first lady still commit dz grammatical errors pr na d OP?

bidexmat:
“I CAN COOK BETTER THAN BUHARI’S WIFE” – PATIENCE JONATHAN

Hilarious the headline might seem but wait till you hear the full gist.

FNN has gathered that owning to recent news that Buhari and Osinbajo now have their wives with them on the campaign train, First Lady of Nigeri – Dame Patience Jonathan and resorted to conducting her own campaign for her husband.

She claims if all the women and children in Nigeria vote for her husband, then it is a sure bet that her hubby is winning the elections.

We spoke to the First lady at the maiden campaign rally that took place at the Federal Capital territory yesterday and this was her submission:

“My dear FNN people, I wanted to appreciate you for this ability you have given me to say something on this matter.

Yesterday of some day ago, I heard that the Buhari team are now recruiting their wives for campaign train hence me too have decide to start campaign for my husband.

I have instructed all first lady of all states to also start their husband campaign so that we can all have a voice as woman of the country.

I know that since my husband has become president, I have not cook for him at once but I know I am a best cook when you bring Buhari’s wife to cook too (I cook better than Buhari’s wife).

Therefore, I promise all the Nigeria that if they vote us back, I will cook everybody every month for 4 years.

I hope that you people understand me very well before they say I am speak grammar again *laughs hysterically*

Thank you FNN people”

She made the above statement when FNN asked her why she was running a campaign train especially in the absence of President GEJ.

PEJ is a real beer parlour woman


chai!

This PEJ no go kill person

I dont doubt this, she's just saying the fact, this mama fit cook so tey you fit chop her food the confess, sometimes i do wonder wether she the use toto oil prepare food.

But in reality its true because you can never compare starch and banga.with any northern dish.

Is this a joke or something?

H.I.P for tha hip, for tha hippopo, P.O.P.O for tha hippopo, and T.A.M.U.S for the Hippopotamus.. Hippopotamus!!!!!!

All u pple just want is an avenue 2 insult! It's FNN! Ahah FAKE NAIJA NEWS, take ur tym 2 read post be4 commenting..see d way pple rush begin dey insult esp d person above me

bidexmat:
“I CAN COOK BETTER THAN BUHARI’S WIFE” – PATIENCE JONATHAN

Hilarious the headline might seem but wait till you hear the full gist.

FNN has gathered that owning to recent news that Buhari and Osinbajo now have their wives with them on the campaign train, First Lady of Nigeri – Dame Patience Jonathan and resorted to conducting her own campaign for her husband.

She claims if all the women and children in Nigeria vote for her husband, then it is a sure bet that her hubby is winning the elections.

We spoke to the First lady at the maiden campaign rally that took place at the Federal Capital territory yesterday and this was her submission:

“My dear FNN people, I wanted to appreciate you for this ability you have given me to say something on this matter.

Yesterday of some day ago, I heard that the Buhari team are now recruiting their wives for campaign train hence me too have decide to start campaign for my husband.

I have instructed all first lady of all states to also start their husband campaign so that we can all have a voice as woman of the country.

I know that since my husband has become president, I have not cook for him at once but I know I am a best cook when you bring Buhari’s wife to cook too (I cook better than Buhari’s wife).

Therefore, I promise all the Nigeria that if they vote us back, I will cook everybody every month for 4 years.

I hope that you people understand me very well before they say I am speak grammar again *laughs hysterically*

Thank you FNN people”

She made the above statement when FNN asked her why she was running a campaign train especially in the absence of President GEJ.

Let the cooking competition start
Akpu and bitter leaf soup, excluding ede, uri, na ogiri okpe.
Edikaikong and Afang soup, no water to be added.
Dame Jonathan No banga soup and starch oooo

Mtewww. How does that help the declining Naira value?.