Men are always hearing "the rules" from the
female side. Now, here are some rules from the
male perspective.


1. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

2. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair... and by then you're stuck with them.

4. Shopping is NOT a sport. And we are never going to think of it that way.

5. Crying is blackmail.

6. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

7. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand and don't assume our forgetting one is failing some sort of love-test.

8. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

9. Men believe that yes and no are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

10. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

11. If you won't dress like Yvonne Nelson, don't expect us to act like Iyanya.

12. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us and force us to lie for reasons of self preservation.

13. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

14. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic. (It doesn't mean we don't love you anymore. We're hard-wired to ogle.)

15. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

16. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials... unless it's a sports car commercial.

17. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

18. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it.

19. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
20. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

21. We are not mind readers and never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

22. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but figure you really want to punish us with your inscrutability.

23. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

24. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

25. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss the shotgun formation or monster trucks.

26. You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.

27. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)

28. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape. Don't force me to have six packs (Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that; it's like camping.)

Dude, nice remix

But please put your sources... This definitely isn't new...

Okay... Noted.

If you typed all that my brother you be jackie

How much 5eun go pay you?

Any ways very nice thread

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