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;D Funny Facts ;D by tonaydo(m): 8:36pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
º I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. º A friend in need is a pest indeed. º Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. º Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. º When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane. º The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.. º Born free, taxed to death. º Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. º Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. º If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. º It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere. º I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork.. º The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was the genius. º The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it. º In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills? º If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one? º If you can't convince them, confuse them. º It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end. º I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. º Hot glass looks same as cold glass. - Cunino's Law of Burnt Fingers º The cigarette does the smoking you are just the sucker. º Someday is not a day of the week º Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock. º The road to success.... Is always under construction. º Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. º In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it !!! More funny facts will be posted, i need comments before i post more funny facts !!! |
Re: ;D Funny Facts ;D by Nobody: 9:29pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
Ride on! *takes a seat* |
Re: ;D Funny Facts ;D by Dharhe(m): 10:19pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
Continuum |
Re: ;D Funny Facts ;D by tonaydo(m): 10:37pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
ok. . .this is encouraging. . .more hilarious funny post coming |
Re: ;D Funny Facts ;D by tonaydo(m): 10:52pm On Jan 15, 2015 |
U're watching a movie, then its written 35years later, and the same dog in the compound is still alive.. just know its Nollywood!!!! 'Bra' &'Bar' have same Alphabets, both are Drinking Zones, both have Restricted time of Opening &Closing, but wen Opened, both make Men go Crazy" Girls in their 20's have a 5 page list for the ideal guy... At 40, it becomes just 5 words "Lord let him be breathing" Its only in Nigeria a deaf beggar can hear "Your money don fall" Passing gum in class like it's a drug deal. I nearly had a party last night. All I needed was two more people. The guy who came up with the spelling of marijauna must have been high. If I get angry , you have to apologise. If you get angry , I'll get more angry'-Women more comment to keep the funny post rolling in |
Re: ;D Funny Facts ;D by Francman(m): 2:33pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
I want some more, OP! |
Re: ;D Funny Facts ;D by tonaydo(m): 2:40pm On Jan 18, 2015 |
Francman:am willing to post more but the comments is not encouraging. |
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