President Goodluck Jonathan will be honoring his wife, the first lady, Dame Patience Jonathan with the award of GCFR (Grammer Commander of the Federal Republic). Sources said this award is due to the immense contributions of the first lady to the propagation of spoken English in Nigeria. Another reason for this pretigious award is that the first lady has grammatically affected a lot of lives with her speeches which make Nigerians to laugh and forget their sorrows. According to the President, this singular act has helped to increase the lifespan of an average Nigerian by cutting down hypertension in the land.


Here are some examples of her award-winning speeches:


*Nigeria is a great CONTINENT
*My husband and Sambo IS good people
*I rather kill myself than commit suicide
*My fellow Widows
*I travelled abroad to Rest In Peace
*My husband is the best COUPLE on earth
*The doctors are responding to treatment
*Ojukwu is dead but his manhood lives on
*Na only you waka come?
*Chaei!!, chaei!! Diariz Godu o
*For those who say I SPEECH bad English, I LEFT them for God.

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