Hello readers, the controversial first lady of Nigeria, Dame Patience Jonathan has challenged the soon-to-be/wanna-be First Lady and wife of General Mohammed Buhari to a debate session.

This was brought to our notice by the press secretary attached to the office of the First Lady yesterday at a general meeting of the press.

The currently seating First Lady, has insisted on having a one-on-one debate with the opposing party’s first lady claiming what that what a man can do, a woman can do better (in this case, women).

In the press release, the first lady also claims that since she was honored with a degree at a foreign university recently, she is very much capable of handling a debate session with GMB’s wife.

“Aisha is not educated and is not be willing to face me at a public debate that will be aired live from all over Nigeria.” She said.

While speaking with the wanna-be first lady at one of the campaign rallies recently, she reacted to the invitation rumor by denying ever receiving any invitation from the incumbent first lady.

Aisha also claims that she would be very delighted to accept the challenge if she actually gets one owning to the fact that Dame Patience cannot even construct a complete sentence in English let alone write-up a whole invitation letter.

She (Aisha Buhari), also admits that what a man can do, a woman can do better but categorically denied that the current first lady is a woman. She said and FNN quotes: “Dame Patience Jonathan is not a woman per say because, looking at this issue, if she were a woman as it were, she would be mature enough to know what to do and how to do it. How can she be gunning for a debate? In what capacity?

*laughs hysterically*.”

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Sirfizz:
Hello readers, the controversial first lady of Nigeria, Dame Patience Jonathan has challenged the soon-to-be/wanna-be First Lady and wife of General Mohammed Buhari to a debate session.

This was brought to our notice by the press secretary attached to the office of the First Lady yesterday at a general meeting of the press.

The currently seating First Lady, has insisted on having a one-on-one debate with the opposing party’s first lady claiming what that what a man can do, a woman can do better (in this case, women).

In the press release, the first lady also claims that since she was honored with a degree at a foreign university recently, she is very much capable of handling a debate session with GMB’s wife.

“Aisha is not educated and is not be willing to face me at a public debate that will be aired live from all over Nigeria.” She said.

While speaking with the wanna-be first lady at one of the campaign rallies recently, she reacted to the invitation rumor by denying ever receiving any invitation from the incumbent first lady.

Aisha also claims that she would be very delighted to accept the challenge if she actually gets one owning to the fact that Dame Patience cannot even construct a complete sentence in English let alone write-up a whole invitation letter.

She (Aisha Buhari), also admits that what a man can do, a woman can do better but categorically denied that the current first lady is a woman. She said and FNN quotes: “Dame Patience Jonathan is not a woman per say because, looking at this issue, if she were a woman as it were, she would be mature enough to know what to do and how to do it. How can she be gunning for a debate? In what capacity?

*laughs hysterically*.”

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Am a PDP guy and a die hard against religious extremist so I support GEJ because the world is suffering in the hands of extremist like Buhari. But that aside you joke is very funny, it really got me laffing I swear. But it won't stop us from voting enmass for GEJ next month

It won't happen, or it shouldn't be allowed. Two big oga women debating may degenerate to a fight.

This woman has already finished Patience before debate.

Besides, does Patience think "umblella", "my fellow widows", "diaris Godu o", are allowed in a debate?

Hahaha. ......thats a black elephant dream.

abi u want to nuke the nation ni..

Mama Peace the Illiterate and wife of an illiterate.

It will be tough!

Madam Peace want to debate, with this her 'Daris God English'

Ko possible

good

"the first lady also claims that
since she was honored with a degree at a foreign
university recently"
she couldn't even pass an exam in her country much less get a degree, she had to buy one from a foreign university. now boasting of a certificate she can't defend as an edge for a debate.

my word of advice
she should just seat wherever she is and not cause us more embarrassments, we still healing from the previous one. please just go to the villa and eat all you can from the millions allocated for feeding till your all get voted out of office.....
mtchew

another deris God o

if this is true dat will be so........
I can't find English to qualify dat
but PEJ will destroy signal.
so pls we don't want debate from PEJ

Oh! How I wish this was true. It will be a must watch

I no fit watch am.

Watch only if you have a bullet proof best.

The bombs that will drop that day go pass d one dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

GEJ TILL 2019

Patience wants to finish herself

Live and direct broadcast

kennykg:
"the first lady also claims that
since she was honored with a degree at a foreign
university recently"
she couldn't even pass an exam in her country much less get a degree, she had to buy one from a foreign university. now boasting of a certificate she can't defend as an edge for a debate.

my word of advice
she should just seat wherever she is and not cause us more embarrassments, we still healing from the previous one. please just go to the villa and eat all you can from the millions allocated for feeding till your all get voted out of office.....
mtchew

This country needs a change

Will be interesting; Epic battle between a Perm Sec, First Lady and an Hair-dresser.

kilimanjaro:


This country needs a change

it really does

She wants to embarrass her self...deris godu oo

She wants to embarrass her self...all these things unna dey do us so deris godu oo

FNN -FakeNaijaNews

Would be excellent if they could have a debate though...

If this were true,I'd book myself the frontseat to watch this because They will televise Patience Alive

I know this is not true. The writer only trying to create fun here. first, first lady position is not recognise in our constitution. Secondly, first lady position is not an elective position. Thirdly, if there is a debate for example, and d current first fails, will GEJ look for another first lady outside patience? But however, it will be fun watching d debate where PEJ will be speaking some earth shaking grammar. Lol...

Waaoo! Wetin!! Did I hear debatin?!!! Must be jokin/ easier zed than dn they say anyway!!!!!!!

Gej till 2019

Are they mates?
PEJ is the wife of mr President and would only be seen around the likes of Mrs Obama and other first lady.
Aishat is the wife of a failure and should debate with her likes...

GEJ till Military Board releases Buhari's certificates

I expect to see the rap battle kind of thing. imagine PEJ dropping freestyles and hot bars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6sJJNK_HZY

Wonderful! PEJ of all people, who dash her liver. Anyway I guess another version of dictionary will be produced by the grammarians after the. debate

I think it's high time this FNN crew gets cautioned. Fake news is the last thing you need during this period, in a country where the majority cannot discern the difference between real and fake tales, even with a disclaimer.