This is how it all goes. I saw this fine girl in school December at night, and I
asked a friend to call her for me from where we sat. The guy proceeded to call
her. She came and meet me and I talked to her maturely. She later asked me
to stroll her down to her hostel. We got to the front of the hostel and I gave
her my number which she flashed. Throughout December before I went for the
short Christmas break we scheduled several times to meet but none of us had
the chance. I sent her happy new year shoutout. I called her three days later
and we talked fine, she even agreed to my request for us to meet and talk.
To cut the long story short, after several postponement, we finally met tonight
at a boarding house in front of her hostel. Before I reached there she was
already calling that she is sitting a nd waiting for me. I went to school from
town only to see her. Mind u the very first night we talked she already told me
she has a guy. I sat close to her as we exchanged pleasantry. She was
coughing and I used that as a starting point of discussion, urging her to take
sum pills. I must confess that I was skeptical of meeting this girl to night due
to ''what-to-say problem''. After advising her to try cough relieving drugs, she
smiled and showed gratitude for my concern. I then tried as much as possible
to make the discussion flow naturally, without any awkwardness. I showered
her praise at appropriate times. She complained of feeling very cold, that she
came out cos doesn't want to disappoint me. I thanked her. I told her to tell
me about herself. She very briefly did. She then asked me why I sent someone
to call her that first day we met instead of me to have approach her myself,
saying she thought that is kind of old fashioned. I quickly said that after I told
the guy that I've been noticing her for some time, he decided to call her for
me. She coughed again and I patted her on her back softly. Note that before I
even sat down I have touched her in a very obvious manner and she acted
''somehow'', but after sometimes, the ''somehow'' reaction from her stopped.
She asked if I came to school this night just for her and I nodded. She smiled
and appreciated.
Noticing the way I talk, she asked if I have deficiency with speaking well, as in
the sense that is my tongue finding it difficult to move. I explained that the
reason was that my mouth was very dry due to the harmattan. She told me it
was not normal, that she doesn't feels her tongue is dry at all. I insisted the
condition is normal for me, and that she should not forget our body is
different. Since she is studying Chemistry, she began to explain why it is not
normal, why it is obstructing my attempt to be effortless at speaking fluently,
yada yada yadas. She advised me to seek for help, that if possible I should
ask Google before I sleep tonight. SHE was literally begging me to take
medication. I was just playing along, pretending I was taking her serious. She
also asked me a little stuff about myself. She then said she wanted to go
inside cos she was feeling very cold. She told me she can't ''escort'' me. I
nodded sheepishly in agreement.
''I like your cap'', she said.
''Thank you'', I said as I snapped the cap with my fingers. I asked if we could
go on a date, she reply by reminding me she is in a relationship. I protested
that it doesn't matter. She told me it would take some little moment. We
walked a bit to a place with so much light, and told me she was going back.
She asked me to greet that my friend and that I should sleep well,
''Byeeee'' she muttered in a girly voice
''Bye'', replied I enthusiastically,
''Bye'', I awkwardly repeated, trying to feminize my word,but there was no
more words from her. I went to park, picked a cab and went back to town
beginning to feel very bad. I began to wonder why didn't I even shake her
hands before I go, and even make some sexually suggestive move?
''Very dull boy'', I hissed out loud in disgust even while still in the taxi. I then
tried her number twice but she didn't pick. I was mad at myself for my untold
stup.dity, and began to feel depressed till now...
ROMANCELANDERS, PLEASE WHAT REALLY WENT WRONG?? WHY DID I FEEL
SUDDENLY DEPRESSED, DISGUSTED AND UNIMPRESSED WITH MYSELF?
YOUR OBSERVATIONS WOULD REALLY HELP ME TO URGENTLY PUT THINGS
RIGHT. LADIES...GUYS, MAYK NA NO LEAVE ME LYK THIS, ABEG!


UPDATE...
HMMMM! I called her yesterday my good people, and we fixed today for another ''date'' since we both have tests in our various faculties. I wore some high timbaland, just baff up all for her, u need to see me men, to the extent one unknown guy rushed to snapp me immediately I stepped down from the cab, hmmm, who knows what that guy purpose is?... To cut d long story short, around 7 o'clock I called her and she told me she was in Lagos hostel while I informed her I was already on my way to her hostel, where we met the last time. She replied that she was not going straight to her hostel when she leaves Lagos H, I told her that something is delaying me as well and so I can't make it until 8 o'clock. She agreed. I went to look for origin so I can boost my confidence but could only get Heineken around. I gulped all so i would be very high. I called her exactly 7:50 and she said she is almost there,that I should hurry cos she can't stand stand in that cold for long, and that she doesn't have credit to call me when I asked her to give me just one minute. I hurriedly went to buy tom tom so that my mouth would not be reeking of alcohol smell. I rushed there and called her, she appeared. I expected myself to be high already but for where? I wanted to hug her but i read her body. she requested that we go and sit down and we did. I was expecting myself to get high all of a sudden but nothing happened. I even lost what to say. she asked about my welfare, plus my ''tongue-tied'' stuff, she then commented that she also Google it. I desperately tried not to let that awkward silence set in. I asked her about the date I proposed and she said she doesn't have any interest in going out on date with me, I asked her the reason but she said ''nothing''. I then asked her to come to my house but she laughed a bit. in all, she was turning me down and afterward told me to give up hope on any date and that I should say something else. I did and still strolled back to the talk, my battery is running down pls, I'll continue whenever i boost it, BUT MAN I DID RECEIVED A SHOCKER.... PLS STAY TUNED...AND INTERPRET THINGS FOR ME PALS. Thanks!

to much details shakespeare .......... Nyc story tho I couldn't read it I sense it ll b gud

What day is the book coming out?

hmmmm... oh boy no be small tin oo....




see as ah js Sidon serious de read ur story... u de try sha...

cock and bull story!!
do we look like animals to you?
smh

dis ur story long o












didn't dare 2 read it!

guy... first of all... never use alcohol to boost self confidence... what happens when your low

you have to learn how to talk to a lady...

12months ago I was in your predicament, but I did a lil work on myself and today,talking to girls is Sooo easy for me... you have to learn how they think and what to say to suit their Line of thought...


2. I noticed your being too official with the girl... that stuff messes things up... your not yourself around her.... my advice... give up the chase for now because from the looks of things she's already bored and tired of you... take like 2months without calling/texting or possibly seeing each other n work on your self confidence... during which you'd ask your self why the hell your going after her if all na for just simple kitten

My fellow Girls sef...
You are supposedly in a relationship and you're entertaining another man's advances like this...

Please is OP in Primary school




















The use of tense in that write up was terrible!

This looks like shakespare or anna montana stuff.

Op if u are actually claiming the story is true, then my advice is 4 u to focus on your study. This gimmex of sch love, young love era, love on fire, excetera, excetera is just a play affair.

Talk to ur humbo jombo 2 cool down so that ur grade will get u gud job and attract u 2 d best babe.

Forget about that babe abeg. She has already said her mind. Dont blow the chance further 4 her seeing u as enemy.

first mistake; u don't ask a girl out with ur heart. ur heart will keep making a fool of u by telling u to do more stupid things than u'v done already just to impress her. but ur head will read d signs n tell u to look for another. my head(urs won't do this) will also tell me that since she's interested in seeing me again even after turning me down then it's time to starve her of my presence. that way she'll realise that tho I may like her, I can do without her.
2nd mistake: if u r not funny, be at least spontaneous. being funny is very important. I'm more of an intellect so I ask romantically intellectual questions n bring up such discussions. (again ur head might fail u here).
3rd mistake ; never ever prepare a script when going to a girl. use what she tells u as subjects of conversations. n to make it intellectual, in other words to show her u r smarter try to change her views about certain things. note ; u must actually be smarter to do this.


hit like if u feel this...

lol . So many of you guys can't even wait for the completion of everything before you give out your funny verdicts.

I wanted to refer to her boyfriend but I decided to give every focus on myself as the man of the moment. I told her that I used to be very egoistic before due to too much ladies around who always craved for my attention, that it is very hard for me to give a girl so much attention the way I was giving her, that if other girls that know me could see me pleading with her to this extent it would be very suprising to them. She replied by saying that things do not always go the same way. I am well aware that most ladies dislike very arrogant guys but I deliberately put on that habit. For the other guy that remarked of my confidence boosting strategy, I didn't drink alcohol to be able to talk to her, I drank so I could be greatly spontaneous in my gestures.
I decided to give relief a chance as I deliberately noticed her hair which I began to touch slowly, she was blushing and I could see it. I asked her when she plaited the hair and she said almost 4 weeks back, that she would go for another one the next day, note, my hand was still smooching her hair all along. I enquired about the amount she plaited the hair and she said 8k, I swallowed my saliva hard! ''Wow!" I exclaimed, ''that is 30 times the amount I spend on my own hair per month'', she laughed so hard. I tried convincing her to always try and make her hair natural as best as she can. I referenced a situation with a very pretty dark skinned girl like her in my class who was interested In me, and I began to reciprocate her gesture towards me when I noticed how perfect she look despite the absence of artificial hair, and too much make ups and lipstick. That I left her immediately she started fixing green, red weavons any how with too much make-ups. I complimented how beautiful she would look in such natural type of hairstyle I described. She told me she knows the hairstyle I'm talking about and that she may go for it, she also appreciated my observatory remarks. Slowly I came back to the talk of the day, and told her how I first saw her in campus, how I felt this mysterious passion for her. I told her that feeling rarely happens to me. I then talked about the date proposal but she gave a negative reply. I was freaking, really warming up. I placed three of my fingers on her lap closest to me and said, ''life moves around in circle, you know''
''Yea'', she nodded with interest. As I talked, I was using the fingers to gently scratch her lap. You guess what? All of a sudden I began to perceive the smell of puss.y, very thick, she immediately crossed her legs and was highly uncomfortable. I continue to boast about myself, saying that ''I can't linger with mere arr.se.hole bitc.he's like this...a ni.g.ga like me don't waste time on some fake arrse bi.tches!'' She protested my use of words with all concern. I kept on. at one time, she began to press her phone. I was displeased and told her.
After a while she stood up and said she wanted to go, that we can not go on any secluded date, that we can only say ''hi'' and ''hello'' whenever we see each other. Her hostel was very very close. I told her she was even supposed to ''escort'' me a little, she responded by complaining of being exhausted and that I should forgive her bad manners. I stopped her as we were getting to the front of the hostel and seriously looked directly in her face amidst the darkness. I used my long finger nails to mildly scratch all over her face and was saying, baby, I am not just any guy, a ni.g.ga like me is not common out there''. She was speechless and was also directly look into my face. Girls were passing incessantly and looking at us.
''Is it that you are finding it hard to face rejection?" she asked keenly.
''No, I am not. As a matter of fact if I talk to any random girl out there and she turns me down I'd just walk away, and would take it as fun, knowing fully well that nothing in me is touched... i know myself, but you my dear... are just different''. I moved my hand to her throat slowly, down her neck, then to her naked chest, my hands were gradually opening her bre.astss while i spoke in a tone of simulated passion. She was just there, looking at my face dogmatically. After I removed my hands from the hollow of her bre.astss, I talked about the passion I had for her the first time I saw her. ''... and pls, stop all these touchings'', she snapped after I began to touch her hair and back of her neck. I didn't stop until my speech finished.
''Let's call it a day'', she said. I pulled her back and we looked into each other's face silently. One mind said I should suddenly give her a long forceful, deep kiss just as I always see in those American romance movies (), but I couldn't due to the large un-exclusiveness of the place.
''Good night'', I muttered as she took her leave, but she just slyly walked on as lot of passing babes looked at us.

THAT IS THE CONCLUSION DEAR ROMANCELANDERS, HELP ME ON WHAT TO DO NEXT. SHOULD I JUST DELETE HER NUMBER FROM MY PHONE AND TOTALLY FORGET ABOUT HER? OR SHOULD I GO ON AFTER SOME WHILE? LOL, I'M AT A CROSSROAD HERE, PEOPLE!!

mirexxx:
dis ur story long o












didn't dare 2 read it!

Very lazy pikin
Sure say... mayk I keep quiet dey observe first

OmoUSH:

Very lazy pikin
Sure say... mayk I keep quiet dey observe first

lol wen i was still a guest i dey read,read n read ehn lyk no 2mao





observe wetin

mirexxx:
lol wen i was still a guest i dey read,read n read ehn lyk no 2mao





observe wetin

I dey observe maybe an u I go Ku Ku come date since that girl dey show me wahala