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Hilarious the headline might seem but wait till you hear the full gist.

FNN has gathered that owning to recent news that Buhari and Osinbajo now have their wives with them on the campaign train, First Lady of NigeriaDame Patience Jonathan and resorted to conducting her own campaign for her husband.

She claims if all the women and children in Nigeria vote for her husband, then it is a sure bet that her hubby is winning the elections.

We spoke to the First lady at the maiden campaign rally that took place at the Federal Capital territory yesterday and this was her submission:

�My dear FNN people, I wanted to appreciate you for this ability you have given me to say something on this matter.

Yesterday of some day ago, I heard that the Buhari team are now recruiting their wives for campaign train hence me too have decide to start campaign for my husband.

I have instructed all first lady of all states to also start their husband campaign so that we can all have a voice as woman of the country.

I know that since my husband has become president, I have not cook for him at once but I know I am a best cook when you bring Buharis wife to cook too (I cook better than Buhari
s wife).

Therefore, I promise all the Nigeria that if they vote us back, I will cook everybody every month for 4 years.

I hope that you people understand me very well before they say I am speak grammar again *laughs hysterically*

Thank you jf people

She made the above statement when jf asked her why she was running a campaign train especially in the absence of President GEJ.

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GEJ till 2019!!!

Jonathan till 2019.

Mama P, the mother of the Nation, mother is mother any time any day.

When you see a true mother u go know. Mama peace, always natural and raw.
Ndi Nne maaaaama.......isooookwa

the devil is a liar

we hear,but can she talk about matters that concerns Nigerians at this crucial time and stop dis Kitchen shît that only encourages Buhari to build more kitchens?

freeboy604:
Mama P, the mother of the Nation, mother is mother any time any day.

u sure

Hmmn! Typical "fishwife". ..because the "Opposition's" wives have worked on their plan.
And trust the "linguist", "if all wives and children should vote"! ..always exposing her crassness! Mtchew!

temitemi1:
GEJ till 2019!!!

so the money hasn't expired, it must actually be a huge amount

The Real Housewives of Aso Rocks.
What television channel is it on?

You can cook better? Is that a new criteria for choosing the president under the new constitution.

freeboy604:
Mama P, the mother of the Nation, mother is mother any time any day.

Am where is you really mother? I meant the one that carried you for nine months, hours of labour pain and breastfed you, not the one you see on YouTube.

baybeeboi:
we hear,but can she talk about matters that concerns Nigerians at this crucial time and stop dis Kitchen shît that only encourages Buhari to build more kitchens?

You really believed that she said that? You do, don't you?

Mr Eziachi,go and sit down.

am I suppose to clap or laugh anyway pass the micro phone to a better speaker . itiot

Eziachi:
Am where is you really mother? I meant the one that carried you for nine months, hours of labour pain and breastfed you, not the one you see on YouTube.

My friend if you have no respect please go and display it in your village ok, haven't you heard or see in some village where people built mud houses with community efforts, people schooled with assistance they get from some members of their community, if you where one of such beneficiary what will you call them when you see them, or where you told in your village that it wrong to call elderly women mother who are not your biological mother, people like you lack home training, now how did you approach your mother in-law, by her name?
Look at your profile you can't even specify if you are a male/female, I sorry for your partner!

Dindinrin ni obirin yie. Watin concern Nija with cooking this woman think say we be gluton?

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i cant bliv some people actually blivd dis write up ... diz write up woz done by fnn(fake naija news).. some people tho

crownprince102:
You can cook better? Is that a new criteria for choosing the president under the new constitution.

food for thought