Lovely thread! A few people don't know what puns are or they just can't create good puns. Words might be a dime a dozen, but a brilliant word play isn't easy to come by for many, just like rolling double-sixes in a dice game.

*Not too subtle but go figure*

In my Villa I gat a dance floor so tell me what I've got to do with Maltina Dance All

Boo3nity:
As a hardcore Manchester United fan, I still can't wrap my head around the reason why Louis Van Gaal had to use Young, Small and Blind as defenders against Arsenal. Those dudes were literally young, small n blind!!!

This got me rolling on the bed!!

Singing in the shower is all fun until you get shampoo in your mouth, then it just becomes a soap opera

I've hustled, now things are working out like I put them in a gym.

krazzee:
I dino that remi hated melaiye

Bad gyal! To think that I'm seeing this pun after watching a replay of their drama.

*Rihanna pun alert*

D DEVILz av finally gotten an ANGEL buh dnt knw if av seen a RED MARIA....angel di maria to man u.
Iz juan really d mata ov united....

Blackeard:
The ophthalmologist was called to testify because he was the only eye witness.

God! Dude u should win a nobel price for pun

usually when I get naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I need a Camry spyder. I'm a web designer.

You're all fuc.ked. No p.orn intended.

amstamon:



why you 'TEA'f my s'PUNS' ? You be CREAMinar

On seeing this, I got LOST in thought. Then I FOUND MYSELF looking for your pun.

Apparently, your's got DROWNED in this vast OCEAN of puns.

Horlufemi:

Tiger woods cheated on his wife.

Oh my...Sure I do.Lost his money,lost focus and lost his top spot.

I'm always bussin like field trips and keep on wrapping like presents..

ya dig? lol

I dey rap with Ease... I dey blow like Breeze...I was born with rap, I think i'm Siamese.


(Ps.Saimese = Conjoined Twins) lol

illicit:
wheres the pun?

Fool(full) is the pun

There is no sense in all nonsense. This is both true and false.

All nonsense make no sense but there's always sense in nonsense.

zyzxx:
When it pours, it reigns

STOP TRYING

abbas99:


Focusing my mind on something else when I have an ERECTION in "PUBIC" is really HARD

#remodelled
#respect

Mods changed ERËCTION to Attention. Lol. Take note.

I couldn't help but stare at the lady on fire, she was so hot*



I see!', said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.

The Avengers have resolved that for the sake of PISS, they'll keep URINATING!

Before calling me ask yourself "is this text able?" you digg?

Avengers have said for the sake of PISS they will keep URINATING!

Eke40seven:
You think you are good defender
May God have Messi on you.

chaiii I love this, more of the same pls

My neighbour was caught eating from my landlord's wife honeypot

Thought I was doped until I saw a guy swimming in a bowl

Immediately she saw the size of my ROOSTER she CHICKEND out:::
Ladies, gerrit?!