novakane:
Now i knw why Eke40seven...piccolo... Illicit... Blackeard...had to lay low... I shld do the same

NOVA, u r the SUPERSTAR.

the fashion police warns of cardiac arrest if you are in the habit of wearing ur heart on ur sleeves....

Heard there was an explosion in Maiduguri.

Boko haram are yet to take responsibility for it so the authorities are suspecting it's Samsung S7

blackmamba1st:
Heard there was an explosion in Maiduguri.

Boko haram are yet to take responsibility for it so the authorities are suspecting it's Samsung S7

Where's the pun in this now?

GMan650:


Where's the pun in this now?

Meanwhile;

Q: Who sang the song 'I'll blow your mind away'?

A: SAM SUNG it

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The S7 was supposed to be a mindBLOWING HANDHELD device but now it's gotten OUT OF HANDs.

blackmamba1st:
Heard there was an explosion in Maiduguri.

Boko haram are yet to take responsibility for it so the authorities are suspecting it's Samsung S7

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Lol
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Hmmmm ... the high temperatures of Maiduguri ( capital ) will make it BURNu ( state )
The SOUTH Korean device was surely made for the NORTH pole.

#copied

Puns in history

On Oct. 16, 1945, the first all white Dalmatian was spotted.

kunlesehan:

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The S7 was supposed to be a mindBLOWING HANDHELD device but now it's gotten OUT OF HANDs.

You should be called kunlesamsung cos u don blow

What happened 2 dis thread
*grabs sowing kit*

chelsea punning scores out of dates
... u see when we play big teams we make HISTORY by playing with DATES...
today is 3rd

( 1 - 3 )
played man u on the 4th
Everton on the 5th
u can guess the scores, can't u?
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lol

She asked me for the meaning of SEX....I told her,come check my DICK_tionary
cool rii....call me if u need cool puns

I visited a country in Asia,I RAN away after d explosion.

Burnavick:
I visited a country in Asia,I RAN away after d explosion.

You shouldn't be scared of explosion now as your moniker implies one who likes fire 'BURN A VICK'



Whr all dz punstars disappear go now, they aren't doing puns again, it seems cucumber has taken over

Cc: Eke40seven
Illicit
Novakane
Painpill
Blackeard
Kunlesehan
Abass99
Adunniwo

Chelsea were beaten by crystal palace.... even d score line says it all....CHE 1-2 CRY

(Chelsea want to cry)

Burnavick:
Chelsea were beaten by crystal palace.... even d score line says it all....CHE 1-2 CRY

(Chelsea want to cry)

That's sTALE but now it's CRYSTAL clear all teams are drowning at chelSEA

Bought this wrist watch from ADEKUNLE...when I got home,I discovered it was not pure GOLD

I've been through too many wars and battles.... so don't call me SIR,..call me SIRvivor

did you know that the lower limb is femurs for having the longest bone in the human body?

use ur naija accent

i see you okabe
i dont patronise DMT, they do shi.tty jobs

okabe:
did you know that the lower limb is femurs for having the longest bone in the human body?

use ur naija accent

#still on the accent matter

Say "beer can" with a british accent.....

I just taught u how 2 say "bacon" in jamaican

okabe:
did you know that the lower limb is femurs for having the longest bone in the human body?

use ur naija accent

Hhhhahaha....nice

Jesus Saves I spend.


By lil wayne

abbas99:


#still on the accent matter

Say "beer can" with a british accent.....

I just taught u how 2 say "bacon" in jamaican

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#still on Jamaican jist

there's rumour on HIGHstreet that UNEMPLOYMENT rate is 0% cos everyone is JAHBLESSED

Lol

Since Adams wife was created on the day before Christmas, he decided to name that day in honour of his wife he called it. "The chrismas EVE"

My daughter misplaced her drawing book and she's been sobbing ever since but unfortunately, her mum wont pay her no mind. she eventually came to me cos she needed "a shoulder to CRAYON"

the CLEARANCE of PETER's camera lenses was done on the CAPITAL HILL...

let's do phones

Itel my bae to play the music that Samsung with my Nokia phone because I hate techno's songs playing on Sonys Erickson phone with her.

What annoyed me most was the apple and blackberry desert she took as I spoke.

So Pauline finally came to my house, I being a punstar,eager to show off my works asked her if she wants to c my collection of Puns...said no, she doesn't need to get turned on

while eatin n watchin d match, I choked wen stoke scored us, I silently said dis yoke of early goals should get stroke and die!

ARSENE will beat WENGER today

Don't like me coz am a STAR....like me coz am ORIJINal

Mom was watching president BUHARI'S speech in d parlour so i decided to watch my programme inside her room.....mom shouted,,..."No john,go to THE OTHER ROOM"