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Honest Drunk by kuntakinte(m): 11:50am On Aug 18, 2006 |
THE HONEST DRUNK A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected a quart of 2% milk, a carton of eggs, a quart of orange juice, a head of romaine lettuce, a 2 lb. can of coffee, and a 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. He said, "You must be single." The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her selections she said, "Well,you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." |
Re: Honest Drunk by iice(f): 11:54am On Aug 18, 2006 |
Ahahahahaha |
Re: Honest Drunk by Mystique(f): 1:19pm On Aug 30, 2006 |
Ouch |
Re: Honest Drunk by Free(f): 5:50pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |
Re: Honest Drunk by toygod2: 5:20am On Aug 08, 2012 |
Average |
Re: Honest Drunk by ismokeweed1(f): 5:25am On Aug 08, 2012 |
kuntakinte: THE HONEST DRUNK I tot when guys get 'high' all ladies tend to look really good to them, well I guess the drunk was high on 'weed' at that time cos beer would be another story |
Re: Honest Drunk by bashydemy(m): 6:07am On Aug 08, 2012 |
Those days when jokers like me are on NL |
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