I Enterd a bus from kogi to kwara.
After som mins, i decided to scare d
passengers. So i brought out my fone..
And startd fakin a call.'' hello oga, i don
dey press dat button since but d bomb
no gree blow. Na d blue one i go press
or d red one? Ok d red one? I go do am
now'' come and see reactions.
Igbo man: (picks his fone to make a call) '' hello Chuwkudi, run now to
apapa and wait for my container. Its
like i will die today but make sure u
collect my money from chiroki..
Yoruba woman: '' driver wêré,. So u cant stop for sombody to come down? Oloshi..
I was just laughin inside until d hausa
man sitin close to me said to me.
Hausa man: '' oga abeg dat time wey u
dey make call, wher dem say make u
press so dat d bomb go blow? Coz i don
dey press my own sef since and d tin
never blow.
I jumped out of the luxurious through window and started running.
it was wen i overtake a power bike i realised that i hav ran past my destination
happy weekend have fun
Me wey dey play....

It would be funny until you find yourself surrounded by an angry mob with stones and tyres

Elliotwiz1:
It would be funny until you find yourself surrounded by an angry mob with stones and tyres

for ur mind nah

It Got Racist