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World Economics by kuntakinte(m): 12:02pm On Aug 18, 2006 |
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS >You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. >Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. >You retire on the income. > >INDIAN ECONOMICS >You have two cows. >You worship them. > >PAKISTAN ECONOMICS >You don't have any cows. >You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. >You ask the US for financial aid, China for military >aid, British for >War planes, Italy for machines, Germany for >technology, French for submarines, >Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs Japan for >equipment. >You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation >by the world. > >AMERICAN ECONOMICS >You have two cows. >You sell one and force the other to produce the milk >of four cows. >You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. >You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally >that nation >will be a danger to mankind. >You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows. > >FRENCH ECONOMICS >You have two cows. >You go on strike because you want three cows. > >GERMAN ECONOMICS >You have two cows. >You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, >eat once a month >and milk themselves. > >BRITISH ECONOMICS >You have two cows. >They are both mad cows. > >ITALIAN ECONOMICS >You have two cows. >You don't know where they are. >You break for lunch. > >SWISS ECONOMICS >You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. >You charge others for storing them. > >JAPANESE ECONOMICS >You have two cows. >You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size >of an ordinary cow >and produce twenty times the milk. >You then create cute cartoon cow images called >Cowkimon and market them worldwide. > >RUSSIAN ECONOMICS! >You have two cows. >You count them and learn you have five cows. >You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. >You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. >You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka. > >CHINESE ECONOMICS >You have two cows. >You have 300 people milking them. >You claim full employment, high bovine productivity >and arrest anyone >reporting the actual numbers. > > >NIGERIAN ECONOMICS: >You have two cows >You eat one and claim it was stolen >Call in the Police to investigate >Police arrested everyone living within 100km >Torture them thoroughly until someone admitted >kidnapping the cow >The police instead collected one cow each from >everybody arrested >You have your cow back and the Police now owns a >cattle farm. |
Re: World Economics by Dvampire(m): 4:29pm On Aug 19, 2006 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d you too much kuntakinte |
Re: World Economics by EmemJU(f): 10:50pm On Aug 19, 2006 |
Hmm! Sounds so true. Swiss and Niger |
Re: World Economics by EmemJU(f): 10:51pm On Aug 19, 2006 |
Hmm! Sounds so true. Swiss, America and Nigeria so real. |
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