I am sure majority of you had been banned at one time or the other - me I had been banned and resurected a few times. When you get banned, several spurious reasons are given by the swollen headed moderator.

A few odd ones are:

You are banned because your head is too big.

You are banned because you havent foked today.

You are banned because you are an impostor - imposting who?

You are banned because one of your legs are shorter than the other

You are banned because your dik is too short.

You are banned because your breast is too large.

How come - please tell us more reason why you had been banned.

U are banned for molerat fighting. If you love Gabrywyl, tell her to write me an Apology letter



Thats how I got banned!

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Laughing error!

@ Topic: Not applicable 2 moi. . . I've never been banned! _{Moderators, I nor follow 4 those wey dey yab una ooh! Dem go ban peepz tire 4 dis NL!}

Merry xmas Okanran

Sweet heart, where've u been all ma lyf A very merry, merry Xmas 2 u!

You abandoned me . . . I've looked everywhere for you.
Hope you're fine?

Love of mi lyf, am good! Hw can I? I've just been a bit busy is all! Hope the yuletide brings u all that u want!

@topic. . . . ehmmm
are u kiddin or what.?. . how can u possibly get banned because of all dos

I cant remember what I got banned from. . . Too many

failure to indicate ur location

u r banned 4 not yabin NLs

bluespice:

failure to indicate ur location

really? that's really funny