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Latest Joke About The Reduction Of Petrol by superneutral(m): 12:03am On Jan 19, 2015 |
Teacher: When crude oil was N119 per barrel, we buy petrol for N97 per litre Now that crude oil is N49 per barrel with all other things being equal, what is the expected price of petrol per litre? Jonathan: N87. Teacher: Pls who award PhD to this man who doesn't know simple arithmetic? Teacher: buhari what is d answer? Buhari: sir, the only items that change is price, so our change formular is; If N119 changed to N49 Then N97 will CHANGE to N27 Teacher: But they said u don't have certificate? Buhari: it's a simple arithmetic, even market woman can solve it. Teacher: Chai chai..... we need CHANGE 4 Likes |
Re: Latest Joke About The Reduction Of Petrol by Nobody: 12:27am On Jan 19, 2015 |
Very funny indeed. |
Re: Latest Joke About The Reduction Of Petrol by braine(m): 12:46am On Jan 19, 2015 |
Well, you try. |
Re: Latest Joke About The Reduction Of Petrol by chaarly(m): 1:32am On Jan 19, 2015 |
dis cracked me up |
Re: Latest Joke About The Reduction Of Petrol by Chazzyboy: 2:24am On Jan 19, 2015 |
And u think buhari will make fuel sale for N27 1 Like |
Re: Latest Joke About The Reduction Of Petrol by jerflakes(m): 3:12am On Jan 19, 2015 |
Chazzyboy: HEY MAN, I'M A GEJ SUPPORTER. JUST ENJOY THE JOKE. THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT WORTH THE HEADACHE. #GEJ/PEJ 2019 1 Like |
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