WHAT DO LADIES REALLY WANT?
If you give her sex, she will say you are after
her body; if you don't give her sex she will say
you are not man enough.
If you give her money she will call you a mugu;
if you don't give her money she will say that
you are stingy and greedy.
If you are very caring she will take you for
granted; if you are not caring she will say that
you don't love her.
If you always call her she will say that you are
disturbing her; if you don't call her she will say
that you are cheatingon her.
If you dress very well she will call you a player;
if you don't dress well she will call you a dirty
guy.
If you are quiet she will say that you are too
boring. If you are not, she will say that you are
too lousy.
Help her in the kitchen she will say that this
man is a woman wrapper; don't help her in the
kitchen she will say that this man is
using her as a slave.
A guy told me that when she dated his first
girlfriend, she quit the relationship because he
was demanding for sex. when he dated the
second girlfriend, she quit the relationship
because he was not demanding for sex.
SO LADIES WHAT DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT? If
YOU ARE A LADY, I WANT YOU TO TELL US WHAT
You REALLY WANT IN A MAN. WHAT IS YOUR
IDEAL MAN?
MEN WHAT DO U THINk THEY WANT?

They want tø be happy

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iceberylin:
They want tø be happy

how else can we make them happy

RESPECT!

By taking a bullet for dem

If they are wanting more than they can
give...then they are wanting too much.

Enegod:
If they are wanting more than they can
give...then they are wanting too much.

exactly!!

According to sterling from mad men "who cares"

You can't make a woman happy , how can you make someone happy when they don't love themselves.

Where is my drone! I am suspecting tha Nairaland babes are up to something let me go & spy them with my drone. Where is Chief of Defence? Arrange e-troops & e-secret agents to spy the babes on Nairaland, specifically, Romanceland Politics & Religionland. Al5 the data must be 22A grade classified & coded. With millitry language YO019IA81HA. CD: YES SIR!

CD: YES SIR! HERE IS OUR DATA FILE SIR (22A/YO019IG81HA/MLANGUAGE) AH6IS# PTI4RXNT% GTH9745§ KT0M5I6¥...CD I have read your findings. And i have analysed it, i discovered that e-riots that took place on different threads on Romanceland ware organised by some cabal among the babes & their plan was to kidnap me as early as possible. SHIIT ROMANCELAND BABES ARE PLANNING TO KIDNAP ME? IN OTHER TO PROMOTE THEIR FEMINISM? Secratary call Ambassador to Nairaland, Minister of E-Affairs to report to my office right away.

Thank you so much CD but i think it is not right to invade Romanceland land with my e-pistols. Although, my e-troops are always ready but i think i will prefer diplomatic tactics to handle them all. Ambassador to Nairaland & Minister of E-Affairs should design strategies to use immediately.

Minister are u saying winning them over is the best way to subdue them? Minister:Yes sir! Ambassador do you agree with Minister? Ambassador: yes sir! Ok, if both of you agree on that but i prefer DaR (Divide and Rule)tactics. We should create e-war alliance with leaders of cabal, create e-love alliance with the Romanceland babes & create e-economy friengship with that stupid boy (seun). So, as Ambassador from Nairaland will be aiding to ban the stubborn among them. What do u think.

Ambassador: Yes sir, that Ambassador (seun) from Nairaland is a stubborn man, it may be difficut to form alliance with him. You are right, that boy is stubborn boy, you know what we will do? We will arrange award for him confirm on him the Best E-Ambassador of 21 century if he agrees then we have caught him. After that we will let him understand that feminism is domestic terrorism. It is a way of the wives to terrorise their husband by dragging the equality with them...Then we watch his reaction.

So how many undercover do we have in Nairaland? Minister of Defence: We have 5,500 of them sir, 4000 males 1,500 females...let them be in action. Let them start wooing all the ladies, base on our plan. Break down their oneness, disunite them, use them against each other then...by that we can retain our championship...guys pick your choice quickly....ha ha ha ha ha nobody carry husband come here na.