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The Categories Of People That Are Pardonable To Vote For Jonathan by realmindz: 8:31pm On Jan 19, 2015
Only these categories of people are excused to vote for jonathan;
1. Those benefiting directly from the corruption

2. jonathan's inlaws and family members

3. Those from Otuoke.

anyone that do not belong to any of these categories and still intends to vote for jonathan must be;

1. insufficient intellectually

2. Politically blind

3. enemy of progress

4. satanist and lover of backwardness (only anti-christ will want this terrible government that has caused terror to millions of Nigerians to continue)

for all PDP/jonathanians that read this and want to insult me, may the gods rip off your balls/a** (for d female jona warriors)

for PDP / jonathanians that want to defend jonathan, may the gods rip off ur balls/a** as well



and if u are a jonathan fan and u read dis without commenting, the gods shall rip u off

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Re: The Categories Of People That Are Pardonable To Vote For Jonathan by tziz(m): 8:39pm On Jan 19, 2015
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Mean sh.it!
On point dou..
Re: The Categories Of People That Are Pardonable To Vote For Jonathan by dazzlingd(m): 8:54pm On Jan 19, 2015
lmao, different people on nairaland
Re: The Categories Of People That Are Pardonable To Vote For Jonathan by Nobody: 9:22pm On Jan 19, 2015
realmindz:
Only these categories of people are excused to vote for jonathan;
1. Those benefiting directly from the corruption

2. jonathan's inlaws and family members

3. Those from Otuoke.

anyone that do not belong to any of these categories and still intends to vote for jonathan must be;

1. insufficient intellectually

2. Politically blind

3. enemy of progress

4. satanist and lover of backwardness (only anti-christ will want this terrible government that has caused terror to millions of Nigerians to continue)

for all PDP/jonathanians that read this and want to insult me, may the gods rip off your balls/a** (for d female jona warriors)

for PDP / jonathanians that want to defend jonathan, may the gods rip off ur balls/a** as well



and if u are a jonathan fan and u read dis without commenting, the gods shall rip u off
you must be high on petrol. What good attribute does a certificateless boko haram sponsor possess to get sane vote. A salamander with dearth of intellectualism have the fortitude to crucify others for their views

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Re: The Categories Of People That Are Pardonable To Vote For Jonathan by aljharem(m): 9:37pm On Jan 19, 2015
Dare to be a Nigerian

If you support PDP, you are paid to do so and apparently a thief;

But if you support APC, you are a patriot who is fighting for Nigeria.

If an APC governor award a km of road for N1.2billion, he is prudent and God sent;

If a PDP governor award same km of road for N500million, he is a thief.

If Fani Kayode joins PDP, he is bastard;

If Atiku joins APC, he is a democrat.

If Jonathan spends N7billion for his office par year, he is a criminal;

If Fashola spend same amount in a year, he is a saint.

If Akpabio approves N200Million as pension, he must be stoned;

If Fashola approved N300million for Tinubu he is a change agent.

If you cancelled toll gate as PDP government, you are an enemy of progress;

But if you build a road in Lagos, with tax payers money and toll the road, you are genius.

If you increase school feed as PDP government, you must be crucified;

If you do same as APC government, there must be a reason, cuz Education is not cheap anywhere in the world.

If you share Okada to the poor as PDP, you are poor peoples enemy;

If you ban Okada after election as an APC government, you are only helping the poor to stay alive, so you mean well.

If you single handedly make your daughter a market woman leader in APC state, it is for the progress of the people;

But if your wife is made a permanent secretary in your state by your state government of PDP, you are a greedy fellow.

If you spend N16billion on electricity without power and then support APC, you a navigator;

If you raise N500million through unbundling of same power, you are clueless.

If you fail to pay your workers for a month, but in APC, it is not your fault but someone up there;

But if you failed to pay your worker for a month and still in PDP, you are wicked human being.

If you force your family, in-law and girlfriends as senators and lawmakers on the rest of the party members, you a progressive leader;

But if you act like you don't care in PDP, you are dullard

If you tried to get a third term fraudulently by bribing the legislatures but failed, then support APC, you are democrat and the father of the nation;


If you try to get a constitutional second term in PDP, without their blessings, you an ingrate and silly.

In their time we had Halliburton scandal, ID card scandal, Siemens scandal, we have subsidy scam scandal, we have national stadium contract scandal, we have health budget financial scam, aviation sector scam, we had power sector scandal. How many people did he jail to prove he fought corruption? Rather EFCC was his big stick against his perceived enemies.

In their time we had a sitting governor kidnapped by a thug working for the president. We had a whole region of the country rigged in favor of his party. Morris Ibekwe, a wanted international fraud star won election under PDP.

Those who stole Nigerians blind under PDP; Atiku, Obasanjo, Baraje, Saraki, Wammako, Kwankwaso, Amaechi, Oyinlola, Segun Oni, Okorocha, Ngige, Adeleke, El Rufai, etc, are today the same people financing APC and calling for "CHANGE".

Flashback to 1999, who were these people? Billionaires ? They where nobody. Today, they spend billions and no one dare to ask a question. If you do you are enemy of progress.

They started with "New PDP" when that didn't fly, they joined a cult group called ACN to become APC. Same character with different name.

Sometimes it is better not to be a Nigerian than to be a confused and ignorant one.

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Re: The Categories Of People That Are Pardonable To Vote For Jonathan by fitzmayowa: 9:48pm On Jan 19, 2015
This post is the definition of stuwpidity, so every nigerian must vote for GMB or GEJ Why not sell your candidate to whoever you want to sell it to, and don't insult the right of others to vote whoever they choose...

What you posted here is the same thing as someone telling you that if you vote for GMB you deserve to be at yaba left receiving treatment...SMH

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