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Can You Swear You Didn't Do Any Of These Things? by LaurelP(m): 9:40pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
― If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. ― If you didn't play rubber band. ― If you never bathed in the rain. ― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. ― If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed. ― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree. ― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. ― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. ― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. ― If you never flew a kite. - If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. - If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. - If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. - If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter - If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights - If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! - If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. - If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. - If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... .....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one u do Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now. I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? 3 Likes |
Re: Can You Swear You Didn't Do Any Of These Things? by Namady(m): 9:43pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
I did about 80% of them... I think its very hard to find a 9ja kid (born and raised) who is not a guilty of any of that... Meanwhile GMB2015 |
Re: Can You Swear You Didn't Do Any Of These Things? by Nobody: 10:09pm On Jan 19, 2015 |
i can't swell ooooo i did 98%of it. |
Re: Can You Swear You Didn't Do Any Of These Things? by jideomowunmi(f): 1:17am On Jan 20, 2015 |
Funny enough....i did all |
Re: Can You Swear You Didn't Do Any Of These Things? by LaurelP(m): 2:38pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
jideomowunmi: All |
Re: Can You Swear You Didn't Do Any Of These Things? by LaurelP(m): 2:39pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
dorlapoh20: Dolapo |
Re: Can You Swear You Didn't Do Any Of These Things? by priscaoge(f): 2:41pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
I'm guilty of almost 75% of this I Still do No1 till tomorrow Inserting my name in my Eleganza pen was my hubby when I was in primary school until the day one boy stole my new pen, removed my name, insert his own n use his teeth to squeeze d pen and give it another old look Heard lots of scary stories about a Ghost that stays under d "Udara" tree 1 Like |
Re: Can You Swear You Didn't Do Any Of These Things? by Funniez: 4:19pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
Chai! Am guilty as charged o. I did about 99.9% of all those tins o. Chai! The indomie generation cant comment on such thread na. |
Re: Can You Swear You Didn't Do Any Of These Things? by jideomowunmi(f): 5:20pm On Jan 20, 2015 |
LaurelP: Yes ke...lolzzz |
Re: Can You Swear You Didn't Do Any Of These Things? by NiceMan4(m): 9:35pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
Oh my God, this thread is so hilarious. I can so attest to 90% of these. |
Re: Can You Swear You Didn't Do Any Of These Things? by ijiini(m): 7:13am On Jan 26, 2015 |
.....lord....i just dey smile as i.dey.read am.....it really took me bk in time......those days sha! |
Re: Can You Swear You Didn't Do Any Of These Things? by Nobody: 10:46am On Jan 26, 2015 |
am guilty of almost all of these things. i did 96%of it. the young shall grow |
Re: Can You Swear You Didn't Do Any Of These Things? by Nobody: 12:16am On Jan 27, 2015 |
Didn't do them.. Was prayin rosary beside d forest so bush baby will not attack.. So that that my friend will not be able to initiate me by looking into my eyes... So that when that girl in my class walks to rectors office to charm him nd get freedom from morning function it will not work... So that when am fightin dat senior student no one will see nd draw circle around us to continue the fight... So that class prefect will not write my name for noise maker nd I won't get flogged at break time... For better absorbtion if I end up getin floged... So that the mangoe I hid underground to ripe will not get stolen... So that mama put will continue sellin only soup with free fufu... So that dat indomie I soaked in cold water would soften fast nd swell up leme add d maggi nd chop... So that d beans from refectory will not hav dat insect larvae again... In my next debate when I land my point and ask 'Am I right' they will respond ur right!'... And that girl will enter bush with me to do it so my dik won't pain me... Dis was my own naija experience lolz |
Re: Can You Swear You Didn't Do Any Of These Things? by Ayoakinkahunsi(m): 2:08pm On Jan 27, 2015 |
You are awesome. Comprehensive list guilty of most, those not guilty of aren't common in my area |
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