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We Need Just A Child by nikky5(m): 11:04pm On Jan 19, 2015
A couple approached a pastor for prayers. They told the man of God that seven years after their wedlock they are yet to embrace a child. The pastor asked them what they had done medically about it and they husband replied that they had been on family planning. When asked the reason why they are on birth control and yet seeking for a child. The woman replied that they are afraid of twins who might suck her breast to the point of becoming saggy. And this may not attract her husband anymore. The pastor then asked who her bosdoms are meant for and she replied 'my husband and only one child' at a time. The man of God asked them to go that their prayers has been answered.

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