A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours." The guy left.


A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and
asked,"How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left.


A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only."The guy left.



The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor,
follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he
has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back".


A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?" Bill
looked up, tears in his eyes and said, "To your wife!!!!!!!!!!

Oh My GOD

Ha-ha-ha. Come-o, what makes you think he goes the barber's wife for what you think he goes for? Maybe he goes to her for hair cuts, afterall a barber's wife is also a barber. lol.

EmemJU:

Ha-ha-ha. Come-o, what makes you think he goes the barber's wife for what you think he goes for? Maybe he goes to her for hair cuts, afterall a barber's wife is also a barber. lol.

Yeah rite and then he comes back every 4 some haircut damn his hair grows dat quick

EmemJU:

Ha-ha-ha. Come-o, what makes you think he goes the barber's wife for what you think he goes for? Maybe he goes to her for hair cuts, afterall a barber's wife is also a barber. lol.

hehe yes oh a licensed barber at that

nice joke

aleast if the barber can not get his hair cut his wife i will

Nice joke and nice talent we got in nairaland.HH keep up the good jokes.

Hahahahahahahaha . That was a nice joke .

Damn
three whole hours with his wife?
thatz terrible.

So fuuny i almost laugh my ribs off, funnny any way.

Chei

Very funny but it sounds copied to me ooooooooo.

lol

lol

funny tho.bt it reminds me ov d pharmacist and condom joke.

why cnt u 4get da joke?

why cnt u 4get da joke?

kuz i lyk it, _{i 1nder why??}

lol

nice joke

dat bayboot don spoil

na 2dai?

baybbootz:

funny tho.bt it reminds me ov d pharmacist and condom joke.

yup

u c even abygyal agress wif me,

that u have excessive booty

hw should i knw dat me neva saw his/her booty nor her pics

Funny.

that u have excessive booty

hw u take sabii , r u psychic.lol