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Reminisce by eminent007(m): 10:49pm On Jan 22, 2015
If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
― If you didn't play rubber band.
― If you never bathed in the rain.
― If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1.
― If you didn't sleep on the couch and
wake up on the bed.
― If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in the next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree.
― if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
― If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school.
― If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends.
― If you never flew a kite.
- If you didn't use your two legs to build houses with sand.
- If you didn't write your name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it.
- If you didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when the lights went off.
- If you never waved @ white birds expectin your nails to be whiter
- If you neva heard of a ghost that stays under mango trees at nights
- If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it your car!
- If you didnt mix garri and sugar in your pocket and eat while walking in the street.
- If you never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass and sand witout fire.
- If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle
cover.....
.....then I guess your Childhood wasn't fun!
Oya choose which one you do
Do you know its not "jangilova epo motor?"
it is "JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!!" I bet
u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know
either until now I am sure 99.9 % of
adults that grew up in Nigeria don't know that the nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili"
is actually "standard living standard
living".
Re: Reminisce by dkronicle(m): 11:08pm On Jan 22, 2015
I never washd my hands and feet as a make up for going to sch, me and my fnds dem pluck guava but no dog was waitin for us. About garrin and sugar, na durin dat time wey we dey play o.g.o and everybody go shout ojo com go pursue ball. Dis generation aint enjoyin anytin apart from cartoons and ps3.

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