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**** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by OyinboPrincess(f): 12:47am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Knock Knock! Who's there? Shino! Shino Who? Shino wan designer, Shino wan Ferrari -x- Your watching a movie, then the subtitle shows 35 years later, the dog in the compound is still alive - just know its Nollywood -x- I need your help!! Am playing Fifa 2015 on PS4 and I need Suarez to bite an opponent - which key do I press -x- The sweet moment when your crush says to you "see, my girlfriend is cheating on me" and in your mind your like 'God don catch you!' -x- Your girlfriend meets and 'already' RICHman, you call her a gold digger. Your sister meets and 'already' RICHman, you say its a favour from God. YOU Be THIEF!!! -x- Note to Self: Tell that person hating on you!! Bitch please.... Last time I checked Awesome ended in 'ME' and Ugly started with 'U' -x- Its a hard life being a DICK - you have a head with no brain, an eye which is blind and two neighbours, one pair of nuts and the other an arsehole! -x- Do you know, the new iPhone 6 helps you loose weight?! When you pay for it, you can't afford to eat well for the next month!! -x- Her name is 'Esther' and she dey 'Bleach' does that mean she is 'Established' -x- If Mosquito land for your Papa head, you go kill am -x- He who swallow apple pip, must first calculate the diameter of his anus!! -x- No condition is permanent... a generator that sings like Alicia Keys today, go shout like DJ Khalid tomorrow oooo -x- In an English exam, the teacher asked the students to write and essay on 'Define Laziness' Akpos left five pages blank and then wrote THIS IS LAZINESS -x- What do Politicians and China phones have in common?? They both make unnecessary noise!!! -x- You pay to enter club every Friday night, yet you can't attend Church on a Sunday - you get Duplex for Hell already ooo! -x- Unless she physically threw him over her shoulder and carried him away, she did not steal your man... he left!! -x- Man 1 - I wasn't that drunk! Man 2 - Hahaha but you were using the flashlight on your phone to find your phone! -x- Boy - Come over! Girl - To do what? Boy - To Chill.. Girl - I don't 'chill' because that's why people end up with unwanted Chill-dren! -x- [center][/center] DO WHAT MAKE YOU HAPPY. BE WITH WHO MAKES YOU SMILE. LAUGH AS MUCH AS YOU BREATH. LOVE AS LONG AS YOU LIVE. [b][/b] Follow Oyinbo Princess on Nairaland, Twitter, YouTube and Facebook 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by Wuuworld(m): 1:34am On Jan 24, 2015 |
I die here....Lol 1 Like |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by OyinboPrincess(f): 1:45am On Jan 24, 2015 |
@Wuuworld - abegieeee nor die oooo |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by Nobody: 10:40am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Class! |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by OyinboPrincess(f): 4:49pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
@Dimples192 - Ose Baba |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by Nobody: 4:55pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
OyinboPrincess: Lol I had to ask Google what that ment You're welcome love but I'm a lady. |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by OyinboPrincess(f): 4:59pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
@Dimples192 - ohhhhhh pele... my bad!!! Your profile says male opps sorry!! lol @ god old Google |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by STANPASQUAL(m): 8:51pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
I don die!! But I like the die!! |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by OyinboPrincess(f): 12:30am On Jan 25, 2015 |
@STANPASQUAL - looool, na small die abegieeee. If u get twitter / fb - may we follow na 2 Likes |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by Edwardhead(m): 11:21pm On Feb 11, 2015 |
Wow, culled from twitter |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by OyinboPrincess(f): 12:15am On Feb 12, 2015 |
@Edwardhead - wetin u dey talk na baba? |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by LordReed(m): 9:19am On Feb 12, 2015 |
I love OyinboPrincess! Following.... 1 Like |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by CoretGistBlog(m): 1:07pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
ah don die !!!....lala come and see oo!! 1 Like |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by OyinboPrincess(f): 1:18pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
@LordReed - ose ose ose oooo wasere @CoretGistBlog - lol, abegieee nor die 4 d mata ooo baba |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by CoretGistBlog(m): 5:54pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
@CoretGistBlog - lol, abegieee nor die 4 d mata ooo baba [/quote] you dey naija? if yes i go like to be frnd :-) .just drop ur contacts, i go halla you!!. ;-) |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by OyinboPrincess(f): 7:00pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
@CoretGistBlog - omo I nor dey 9ja oooOOOooo - na London I dey so |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by CoretGistBlog(m): 7:49pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
OyinboPrincess: okay na no wahala...i know say you go dey finish all those white chicks with pidgin.. lols.. dem go be like :-/ 1 Like |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by EmmySparky(m): 11:19pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
This oyinbo princess na my class mate for ajegunle... The babe na stubborn white babe ..nice job ur doing thoug..u just dey chop pidgin dey go |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by OyinboPrincess(f): 11:40pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
@EmmySparky - AJ kee??!!?? omo na u knw ooOOoo - why u dey come MuMu urself ontop my thread self?? U know say dis one na confirm Yanch talk!?!? E b lyk say u nor fit come check my YouTube / Facebook / Twitter / News Story - before una run mouth... no shakin jare, u fit believe woteva u wan take believe na!!! CHAIIII God dey oooOOOooo!!!!! @CoretGistBlog - na so dey don look oooo e funi passssss 1 Like |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by EmmySparky(m): 11:50pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
OyinboPrincess:omo this babe real o..oyinbo princess no disrespect meant...just love ur realness..it hard seeing a white chick killing pidgin..I no diSs u.. 1 Like |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by OyinboPrincess(f): 12:47am On Feb 13, 2015 |
@EmmySparky - omo u don finally see my videos abi?!?! Chaiii - there is God ooOOOoo u eye don clear now sha... wasere!!! |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by loomer: 10:47am On Feb 13, 2015 |
keep it up 1 Like |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by Prodeegee(m): 10:52am On Feb 13, 2015 |
My smallie is rockin it...kisses baby 1 Like |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by OyinboPrincess(f): 11:42am On Feb 13, 2015 |
My blood don hot ooo, may una leave mata for mathias na @loomer - na so baba na so @Prodeegee - Baba fine - na u knw oooOOOooo, nor b small rock I go rock |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by Prodeegee(m): 11:51am On Feb 13, 2015 |
OyinboPrincess: Na "leave mata for mathias". No fall myhand o 1 Like |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by abduldope(m): 4:53pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
OyinboPrincess:wait o.... tru tlk u b white woman ? ABi na publicity stunt ? 1 Like |
Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by OyinboPrincess(f): 6:08pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
@abduldope - baba na me b this na... publicity stunt kee?!?!?! Abeg, make una come check me: https://www.facebook.com/oyinboprincess You go know say na me b this
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Re: **** JOKES From Your Oyinbo Princess In London :) **** by abduldope(m): 7:52pm On Feb 14, 2015 |
OyinboPrincess:lmfao! ahhh! sista me u try o..... hehehehe i duff ma cap 4 u jooo #keep.it.up mam 1 Like |
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