I wanted to do a political status today until i
remembered what happened last semester in
school. My faculty girl has been pestering me to
visit their church even if it could be just once in
my whole life. "Ify, we're having a special service
on Sunday, you must come this time around" she
said. I wanted to give an excuse but i ended up
saying yes.


Sunday morning, my sleep was cut short with her
frequent calls, i got up, dressed and head to the
church. "brother, you're welcome to the service"
an usher said with a smile and pointed to me
where to sit. The whole atmosphere was agog with
shouts of joy,

i was enjoying myself until i noticed two neatly
dressed young outside the church auditorium
discussing with one of them demonstrating with
his hands. "who are those people?" i asked as if i
was seeing the pastor for the first time, "our pastor
of course, but the other man could be his friend,
seems you're a first timer?' The guy sitting behind
me replied.
"hmmm, i hope it is not what i am thinking" i
muttered to myself.


I was not disappointed as the student pastor
whose dressing was sharp introduced his friend
(guest speaker) to the congregation and handed
over the mic to him for his sermon. "how many
people want 'A' this semester, can you give the
Lord a big shout" he said. Almost all the students
shouted to the extent i blocked my ears. I didn't
know that someone could buy an A from God with
just a shout, but at least I learnt that day. "Come
and seal your A with a seed" he said. Students
flooded the offering box with money, "those of you
sitting down, do you not want an A?" he chided.
few people who were sitting down got up and went
straight to the offering box. After that, he
introduced his message title.


Before i continue let me brief you of this chief
student pastor(the church founder). He was once a
student of our school or rather he still is a
student. He has spent over 10 years in the school,
anybody who graduated from EBSU in the past
decade will definitely know him or at least have
heard about him. He drives cars that lecturers can
only dream of. By now you must have been
thinking how he managed to defraud students of
such huge sum of money.


Students are made to pay tithes, sow seeds
(phones and laptops inclusive), first fruits, huge
offerings in exchange of academic excellence. He
goes to pre degree school where he arrests the
minds of these youths who are desperately looking
for admission and brainwashed them into believing
that their admission and academic success is
largely tied to him.

Funny enough when these
students are admitted into the university, they
become his slave till their rest of days on campus.
I have to admit that it is a shame that such
deception should take place even in the university
community, people regarded as intellectuals
should allow themselves to be deceived by just a
fellow student.

How can a reasonable person think
that writing exam with a pen anointed by a pastor
will give him an 'A' when he did not study? How
sensible is it for a student who is not working,
whose parents are struggling to train in school, be
giving a pastor huge sum of money just to pass
his exams? Does God exchange good grades with
money? Can you pass your exams even if you
didn't give a pastor a penny? Well, let's return to
what happened that day because it was even more
surprising and disappointing at the same time.


to be continued.... Stay tuned!

we hear

Naija brand Christianity given some few more decades will have completely evolved into something Jesus would barely recognize

following,never joined any fellowship in school,

And Jesus wept.... Cos we have refused to use our heads in following him...

Is the guy man pastor cute with Jerry curls
Is he trying to mimic American accent
Does he have a cluster of mini skirted, over maked up ladies as workers
Is he also in the habit of demanding that his converts submit their school fees and feeding money completely for the gospel of god which to him must fly on the wings of dollars
Does he intimidate his followers into submission through packaging himself as a deity or a representative of one, who can strike down another for objecting to his questionable demands
Does he use the problems of persons as bait to extract, defraud and instill fears...
If yes, there we have a fake preacher