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| Buhari And The School Girl by jackpot(f): 9:31am On Jan 24, 2015 |
LAUGH WITH ME [b]A plane was about to crash and there were only four parachutes in the plane. Meanwhile there were five passengers in it .The first passenger was Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm the best footballer, I cant die now". So he took one parachute and jumped out of the plane. The second passenger was Aliko Dangote and he said "I'm the richest man in Africa and I'm too young to die". So he took the second parachute and jumped out of the plane. The third passenger was General Buhari and. he said: " I'm the person with the highest integrity in Nigeria and I'm about to win presidency so I can't die now, my people still need me". So he took one and jumped out of the plane.Then the remaining two passengers left were Pope Francis and a little school girl.The Pope said to the little girl "take the last parachute, I'll sacrifice my life for you".The little girl replied "No need for that. There are two parachutes left".The Pope asked "How come?" The little girl replied; "General Buhari took my school bag!"[/b] 5 Likes |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by Nobody: 9:34am On Jan 24, 2015 |
hahahahaha laughing in chiness as my brother once said. Double wahala for failbuhari |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by Nobody: 10:02am On Jan 24, 2015 |
Finally, he wants to go back to sch.. |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by Mologi(m): 10:22am On Jan 24, 2015 |
GMB....sorry oooo APC Sorry oo but d tory dry like... the desert on buhari head |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by Nobody: 10:25am On Jan 24, 2015 |
so funny that i forgot to laugh |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by alaura: 3:50pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Hahaha hilarious |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by jackpot(f): 4:13pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
3 Likes |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by jackpot(f): 4:15pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Front Page worthy @ceoeva, lalasticlala, Seun, Mynd44, Ishilove |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by bright007(f): 5:08pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
I laugh sotey I nearly fall from banana tree... this is a five star joke jackpot.....carry go 1 Like |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by Nobody: 9:19pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
jackpot:not dat. it's because its not funny |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by jackpot(f): 9:41pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
AyokunleRuth:hey Ruth, be civil. Are you madt? |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by jackpot(f): 9:52pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
AyokunleRuth:hey Ruth, be civil. Are you madt?  1 Like |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by mikuz(m): 9:58pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
Hahahaha  |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by Nobody: 10:03pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
jackpot:hmmmm look who is telling someone to be civil. well if you really care to know am not mad, huh? |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by jackpot(f): 11:48pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
AyokunleRuth:adjust dat ur head wey be like caterpillar tyre, make I see beta people.  1 Like |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by jackpot(f): 11:57pm On Jan 24, 2015 |
bright007:thanks sister! Hold something oooo to avoid crashin. |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by Nobody: 12:20pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
jackpot:ya funny. happy sunday |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by jackpot(f): 2:27pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
AyokunleRuth:same to you. Wondering if you're the little girl. Heard her name is Ruth  |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by Nobody: 3:49pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
jackpot: |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by philo3(m): 3:59pm On Jan 25, 2015 |
it's funny.. but d usage of names nd political figures make it too serious shaa GEJ TILL 2019 2 Likes |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by jackpot(f): 11:30am On Feb 05, 2015 |
philo3:I can't agree less. 1 Like |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by bdauran: 5:26pm On Aug 13, 2015 |
The laughing stock is now your President. |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by bamssy(m): 8:03am On Oct 02, 2015 |
very funny , r u sure it isn't real cos mre of a reality dan fiction |
| Re: Buhari And The School Girl by Thobiy(m): 10:26pm On Jun 26, 2016 |
Funny |
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