Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,200,662 members, 7,975,494 topics. Date: Tuesday, 15 October 2024 at 07:20 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / The Poor HoneyMoon (2085 Views)
When You Waited Till Marriage And You Can't Wait To Start Your Honeymoon / Difference Between The Poor And D Rich / Mr. And Mrs Oshiomole Honeymoon In Brazil (2) (3) (4)
The Poor HoneyMoon by Ogaga4Luv(m): 7:08pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
[b]Three sisters wanted to get married, but their parents couldn't afford it so they had all of them on the same day. They also couldn't afford to go on a honeymoon so they all stayed home with their new hubbies. That night the mother got up because she couldn't sleep. When she went past her oldest daughter's room she heard screaming. Then she went to her second daughters room and she heard laughing. Then she went to her youngest daughter's room and she couldn't hear anything. The next morning when the men left the mother asked her oldest daughter, "Why were you screaming last night?" The daughter replied "Mom you always told me if something hurt I should scream." "That's true." She looked at her second daughter. "Why were you laughing so much last night?" The daughter replied "Mom you always said that if something tickled you should laugh." "That's also true." Then the mother looked at her youngest daughter. "Why was it so quiet in your room last night?" The youngest daughter replied "Mom you always told me I should never talk with my mouth full."[/b] |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by krama(m): 9:02pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
. . . |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by sima(f): 10:26pm On Dec 23, 2008 |
:d :d :d |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by farotika(m): 8:09am On Dec 24, 2008 |
How come u know soo much, were they ur sisters |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by neowelsh(m): 8:25am On Dec 24, 2008 |
Na him marry d youngest, na ground dem even sleep poverty |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by Ogaga4Luv(m): 6:46pm On Dec 24, 2008 |
O yeah neao_welsch!,haha ;Dno bi small thing O! it's Crazy Funny |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by joyAA(f): 1:54am On Dec 26, 2008 |
oh oh |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by bydot1(m): 3:06pm On Dec 26, 2008 |
ah ah |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by krama(m): 4:15pm On Dec 26, 2008 |
eh eh |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by Nobody: 7:55pm On Dec 26, 2008 |
d youngest of dem all is d baddest, uhm, d eldest i guess,stil a virgin,d second ,i guess not too experienced about sex,then i guess d youngest knws so many bad stuff, uhm, omo aye ode oni, |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by bydot1(m): 8:31pm On Dec 26, 2008 |
story story! |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by sholabanke(m): 8:34pm On Dec 26, 2008 |
stooorrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyy |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by mohawkchic(f): 9:40pm On Dec 30, 2008 |
~ lol @ Talk w/ mouth full |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by romsky: 10:14pm On Dec 30, 2008 |
talk true na ur style |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by Ogaga4Luv(m): 11:17pm On Jan 11, 2009 |
All of una when dey say Oh oh,ah ah Eh eh mmmmmmmmmh!! i nor trusth una Grumbling O. chei,wait a Munite O!,hope say all this Guys nor won pure spem for my Thread O!,this one when all of Una don dey scream "ah ah,, "eh eh,, so. .Excuse me JoyAA,you are Excluded .maybe those Guy men won use style spin you. . |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by chioya(f): 1:52am On Jan 12, 2009 |
na wa o d last daughter was gabby |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by clemcykul(f): 4:13pm On Jan 12, 2009 |
@joke lo |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by Ogaga4Luv(m): 1:50am On Feb 21, 2009 |
How do you mean it. . .c'mon,you must be kidding chioya: |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by lexicon(m): 1:49pm On Feb 21, 2009 |
@ gabby Na wahh oooo. . . . This one wey many NLder dey envy u , e get as e be OOOOOooooooooo |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by Ogaga4Luv(m): 3:29pm On Feb 23, 2009 |
Hey,you guyz should live gab alone. . .trouble makers!! i wont allow this why im still here, |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by clemcykul(f): 12:04pm On Feb 24, 2009 |
thats cuss your presence is not yet felt. |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by Lolabbey: 12:59pm On Feb 26, 2009 |
read it b4 ,but stil kept me laffing, hahahahahhaaaa d husbands are fucking good,but seems d second is not vry hot |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by romsky: 1:11pm On Feb 26, 2009 |
from xperience lolabay spiks |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by clemcykul(f): 4:27pm On Feb 26, 2009 |
chei lola don know bad thing upon the missionary skul. |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by Ogaga4Luv(m): 9:46am On Feb 27, 2009 |
the Joungest Sister is the"Hotest" amongs them |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by yysl: 11:13am On Feb 27, 2009 |
haa haa |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by romsky: 11:21am On Feb 27, 2009 |
hoo hoo yee yee |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by clemcykul(f): 4:16pm On Feb 27, 2009 |
*sips beer* |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by romsky: 4:21pm On Feb 27, 2009 |
belch |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by clemcykul(f): 4:38pm On Feb 27, 2009 |
lol *sips on* aww darl am becoming tipsy |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by romsky: 4:39pm On Feb 27, 2009 |
just d way i lyk u |
Re: The Poor HoneyMoon by dani1luv: 7:30pm On Feb 27, 2009 |
Hits romade and clemcie[color=#990000] hard on the dickie[/color] |
Bishop Oyedepo Slaps President Jonathan (comedy Impersonation) / 1st Nairaland Gay Mass Wedding! / My Xperience 4 Warri Church
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 20 |