Dear God,
Please, give me the nature of JIM IYKE so as to
never allow intimidation; a heart like RAMSEY
NOAH’s to love my woman but please a wife like
OMOTOLA, not like FUNKE AKINDELE who will beat
me up and throw me out; a mother-in-law like
NGOZI EZEONU and not PATIENCE OZOKWOR biko
Chineke! A father-in-law like PETE EDOCHIE and not
CHIWETALU AGU that will curse me and call me
names; a tolerant heart like that of KENNETH
OKONKWO, please God, do not give me a maid as
curvy as MERCY JOHNSON OKOJIE, Oluwa i beg
You. Please, if I have TONTO DIKE among my
unborn children, please may my wife abort her
before I meet her. God, give me the wealth of OLU
JACOBS because I have never seen him poor. I
need neighbours like MR. IBU, CHARLES AWURUM,
VICTOR OSUAGWU and scatter so that laughter will
not depart from my life. I need smart male children
like CHINEDU IKEDIEZE and OSITA IHEME but with
height; give me wisdom like you gave NKEM OWOH,
and Oluwa I beg you to please, crown it all with a
long life like you gave that old man who narrated the
story of IGODO, Amen!