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CRK Teacher by sammyomoh(m): 6:04am On Jan 27, 2015
A new CRK teacher, transferred to a JSS 2 class
during the mid term, wanted to know how well
the students understood the syllabus so far. He
decided to start from the last topic the
previous teacher had taught, "Hello class, who
broke down the walls of Jericho?"
There was a full minute of absolute silence. All
the students just stared at him blankly. The
teacher then pointed at the students in the
front desk to answer the question. The students
began responding.
Amos: "Sir I'm a new student here, I just started
this school last week."
John: "Sir the day the walls was broken, I
didn't come to school, I swear"
MARY: "Sir I only passed by the walls of
Jericho, I didn't even touch it, as it was already
broken when I passed it."
Rufus: "Sir, I didn't even know the walls had
been broken, until you mentioned it now."
The teacher became so shocked and infuriated,
"What!!!" He screamed. The Students began
murmuring amongst
themselves that the new teacher is so mean.
The teacher, shocked by their ignorance,
stormed to the principals office to tell him what
happened. The principal kindly responded,
"Sorry about that. You know how mischievous
these JSS students can be? Always destroying
things and later denying it. But be rest assured,
this matter would be fully investigated. Just
write down the total cost in fixing the said wall,
and at the next PTA meeting the issue would be
discussed"
The CRK teacher fainted
Who is more stupid, the students or the
principal? Comment below.
Re: CRK Teacher by Elypsis(m): 6:55am On Jan 27, 2015
Dis 1 na gbege o
Re: CRK Teacher by Nobody: 10:22am On Jan 27, 2015
sammyomoh:
A new CRK teacher, transferred to a JSS 2 class
during the mid term, wanted to know how well
the students understood the syllabus so far. He
decided to start from the last topic the
previous teacher had taught, "Hello class, who
broke down the walls of Jericho?"
There was a full minute of absolute silence. All
the students just stared at him blankly. The
teacher then pointed at the students in the
front desk to answer the question. The students
began responding.
Amos: "Sir I'm a new student here, I just started
this school last week."
John: "Sir the day the walls was broken, I
didn't come to school, I swear"
MARY: "Sir I only passed by the walls of
Jericho, I didn't even touch it, as it was already
broken when I passed it."
Rufus: "Sir, I didn't even know the walls had
been broken, until you mentioned it now."
The teacher became so shocked and infuriated,
"What!!!" He screamed. The Students began
murmuring amongst
themselves that the new teacher is so mean.
The teacher, shocked by their ignorance,
stormed to the principals office to tell him what
happened. The principal kindly responded,
"Sorry about that. You know how mischievous
these JSS students can be? Always destroying
things and later denying it. But be rest assured,
this matter would be fully investigated. Just
write down the total cost in fixing the said wall,
and at the next PTA meeting the issue would be
discussed"
The CRK teacher fainted
Who is more stupid, the students or the
principal? Comment below.
I love that

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