VALENTINE (FEB 14th) IS AROUND
THE CORNER!!!
TIME TO BREAK UP LOL!!!......
You need to break up before valentine day so as not to spend too much money on her. Below are likely excuse to give:
CASE.1*
U saw me sweeping my room n u
never care 2 collect the broom
and finish d sweeping, *Its over!
*
CASE.2*
U don't bend properly wen u
sweep, U wil have Pride issues, &
i can't marry a proud woman, *its
over*
CASE.3*
Did u just call me honey? You are
trying to say my mum is a Bee?
We're done! *its over*
CASE.4*
My mum checked my future, you
are not in it. *its over*
CASE.5*
Baby my mum says dat there are
a lot of witches in ur village (eg.
EDO St8) so we can't go out
anymore! *its over*
CASE.6*
Why would u tell me to watch
Keeping up wit the Kardashians
Reality show wen champions
league match is on now?! U want
to mock me abi? *Its over*
CASE.7*
U smiled at d guy in the car while
we were trekking. *its over*
CASE.8*
U don't use ma picture as ur
profile picture, *its over!*
CASE.9*
After a while I missed u, U hug
me instead of kissing me *it's
over*
CASE.10*
Anytime u enter my house
network will disappear *it's over
and over!*
CASE.11*
I gave you six eggs, boil 3 and
fry 3, you boiled the wrong 3
and fried the wrong 3,U even
cook d eggs instead of boil, *it's
over!*
Aaahhhhhh!!! # BABIE Its Over...
ADD YOURS.

I could use one or two from this. (FTC), but number 3, 10 and 11 are not acceptable.

just tell her that ur pastor said alot of people will die on val day due to election so u wanna stay indoor to fats and pray.......shikenah

*grabs a chairs and chews a chewing stick*
*clears throat*
mehn me likey dis thread!!

Lol

Kenneth4u205:
VALENTINE (FEB 14th) IS AROUND
THE CORNER!!!
TIME TO BREAK UP LOL!!!......
You need to break up before valentine day so as not to spend too much money on her. Below are likely excuse to give:
CASE.1*
U saw me sweeping my room n u
never care 2 collect the broom
and finish d sweeping, *Its over!
*
CASE.2*
U don't bend properly wen u
sweep, U wil have Pride issues, &
i can't marry a proud woman, *its
over*
CASE.3*
Did u just call me honey? You are
trying to say my mum is a Bee?
We're done! *its over*
CASE.4*
My mum checked my future, you
are not in it. *its over*
CASE.5*
Baby my mum says dat there are
a lot of witches in ur village (eg.
EDO St8) so we can't go out
anymore! *its over*
CASE.6*
Why would u tell me to watch
Keeping up wit the Kardashians
Reality show wen champions
league match is on now?! U want
to mock me abi? *Its over*
CASE.7*
U smiled at d guy in the car while
we were trekking. *its over*
CASE.8*
U don't use ma picture as ur
profile picture, *its over!*
CASE.9*
After a while I missed u, U hug
me instead of kissing me *it's
over*
CASE.10*
Anytime u enter my house
network will disappear *it's over
and over!*
CASE.11*
I gave you six eggs, boil 3 and
fry 3, you boiled the wrong 3
and fried the wrong 3,U even
cook d eggs instead of boil, *it's
over!*
Aaahhhhhh!!! # BABIE Its Over...
ADD YOURS.

you must be joking

Haven't i told you not to log in NL again Itz over

...mehn,u funny.

funny thread

lemme climb ewedu tree to observe clearly

Very funny indeed, n after val ul go begging her abi?

Lol

Op you must be phu**king mad
For joking with my state(EDO STATE)
Don't you ever Phu**king joke with my state again
Never

Wasted sperm

Op then aftr val day(feb14) u'll cme back beggin abi

I told u not to display ur tongue when ur taken a pics......it's over

lol

I told u not to login To any social ntwrk wtout my consent .. itz Over!

hahahahahahaha

I dreamt u wanted to kill me on Val day,so it is over. Lol

mytime24:
Op then aftr val day(feb14) u'll cme back beggin abi

no,they search for another girl to date

Very simple, why should I endanger my life when there's a presidential election going on, let's postpone it till next year.

You talk too much..it's over