A plane was about to
crash and there were only four
parachutes in the plane.
Meanwhile there were five people
in it. The first person was
Cristiano Ronaldo and he said: I'm
the best footballer, I cant die
now". So he took one parachute
and left. The second who was
Aliko Dangote said "I'm the
richest man in Africa and I'm too
young to die". So he took the
second parachute and left. The
third was President Jonathan and
he said: " I'm the smartest
president in the world so I can't
die now, my people still need me".
So he took one and left. Then it
was left with Presidential aspirant
Muhammadu Burahi, and a little
school girl. Then Buhari said to
the little girl " take the last one, I'll
sacrifice my life for you". The little
girl replied no need for that
"there are two parachutes left.
With shock and surprised Buhari
asked her: "how come?" The little
girl replied: "the Nigerian
president took my school bag"
thinking it was a parachute.