Buhari does not need to attend any debate!

All he need do is, this,

Get to the nearest court. and swear an AFFIDAVIT on debate.

I already have a template!

I, General Muhammed or Mohammed (as the case may be) Buhari, do here by "drink" this oath as follows

1. That I am a General of the Nigerian Army,
2. That I attended secondary education
3. That during my school days, we had a debate society
4. That I participated in debates with my fellow students.
5. That proof of my ability and prowess in debates can be verified with my school authorities
6. That I can debate with any body, any time, any where if I want to.
7. that those calling on me for debate with respect to the coming elections are not Progressives.
8. Based on No. 7, as stated, that I will not participate in any useless debate.
9. That if I can context this election, without a certificate, then I can context it without a debate.
10. That I made this submission in all honesty.


Please, "Progressive" Lawyers in the house should edit and arrange this properly and then forward it to the General.

Of course, you guys know my stand, I am not a "progressive", I am only moved by compassion on the sinking old tyrant.

Happy New Month and Cheers to all.

Sai buhari